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8/31/2020 4:47:56 PM
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“Why’d you say that?”
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“Well, you seem to be shaking, sitting in a pillow fort, and pulling me towards you. The combination of that, plus the fact you’re not engaged in the nonsense outside tells me you’re probably going through something. I might be old and crazy... I forgot what I was gonna say after that... oh well I think I said the important stuff.”
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“Like what?” | *You are right next to Josephine and the buzzing is very close now.*
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“Dunno, got interrupted by my own thoughts. Namely that I have a burrito in my arm still... can’t recall how it got there.”
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*Josephine teleports the burrito into her hands.* | “Mind if I have it?” | *Josephine’s tail begins to pull you even further.*
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“Sure, I’m not even sure why it was in there... must have been testing something.”
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*Josephine’s tail pulls you behind Josephine who then eats the burrito. The buzzing can be heard again.*
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“So much for getting an answer. Ah well, it shall remain a mysterious mystery.”
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“What do you want an answer to?” | *You are now being pulled downwards and there seems to be a glow farther down. The buzzing can be heard from there as well.*
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“How are you actually doing?”
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“I’m doing fine.” | *The buzzing happens again as you are pulled downwards and onto the seat of the couch where Josephine is, you see the phone right next to you, it is still on.*
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[i]I hand the phone to Josephine.[/i] “Seems That it is to want of your attention.”
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“What?” | *The phone doesn’t budge.*
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[i]I poke the phone.[/i] “The small telephone device.”
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*It moves slightly.* | “Ok, but where are you?”
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“On a couch with an impossibly heavy phone.” [i]I poke the phone again.[/i]
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“I know that but where exactly are you, where is your exact location?” | *It moves slightly.* | “Hey, I felt that!”
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“Wherever that feeling was. Seems your phone is more complex than I initially anticipated.” [i]I poke the phone again.[/i]
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“That or it’s being weighed down by something.” | *It moves again.* | “That kind of tickles and it’s also annoying.”
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“Should I pick it up for you?”
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“No, I have an alternative way of texting, what the word you use for accidentally texting someone? Yeah I’ve taken that literally.”
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“Huh, alright.“
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“Though what’s that term called because I forgot.” | *Your face begins to get pulled forwards again, away from the phone.*
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“No idea, I don’t have a phone. I just use direct comms to whoever I happen to need at a given point in time.”
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“I think it’s butt dialing, yeah it is.”
