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2/28/2020 4:27:55 PM
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*Re-emerges from #Destiny, and shows up at your door chalk-white from the salt clouds...empties salt from pockets, and shakes off the excess dust*
*...right on your new carpet*
Uh-oh.... my bad!!
*walks to bathroom sprinkling salt as I go*
I'll just go clean up...
*You imagine what I am doing to your bathroom in my salty state, you don't want to think about it.*
I'll just be a minute!!
*Is that the shower???*
God-damn, it's a mess up there, dude. If it's not one thing it's another.
*Sound of Toilet*
I got Salt in places I don't wanna talk about, man.
*Louder Toilet Sound*
white nuggets bruh, not cool...
*Flushing Toilet sound, then sink water running... Is he using you're tooth brush????*
Wuh cuhn tase id, idz codin muh tuhnggg
*spit and rinse sounds*
*speaker emerges from your bathroom, less white and now wet and in you're favorite bathrobe with a towel on his head*
Anyways, seeya!
*He begins to leave*
[spoiler]what do you do?[/spoiler]
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4 RespuestasXombie ded. Temple melted. We sad. Send molasses cookies & noodz.
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2 Respuestas*holds up a hand* Hey wait can you stay for coffee?
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Nothing. It's not my house with a dead family in the basement and sewage water coming from the shower... ...Jk jk [spoiler]...unless?[/spoiler]
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Hey!! You owe me those salt bricks!! But the salt away in the brick bin sir[quote][/quote]
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2 Respuestas“How did you get in my personal realm, outsider?” [spoiler]jk id allow it because it’s a very salty place[/spoiler]
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2 Respuestas“Wait! No no no no. Gimme that back.” *motions for you to wait a minute* “Let me fo get you some clothes...” *after a minute, I come back with a pair of shorts and a T-shirt, as well as some old socks and some sandals. I hand them to him and point to my bathroom* “Go change. And put my bathrobe back as well.”
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6 Respuestas*Levels hand crossbow at you.* Aren't you forgetting something?
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2 Respuestas*Durendal levitates and blocks the door*
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2 Respuestas*looks around my salt covered house* . . . . [spoiler]...I have a house? [/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasIt’s dangerous to go alone. Take this. [i]Hands over a briefcase.[/i] You’ll be wanting that Hazmat Suit for the next 3 months. It would be a shame see you end up like a friend of mine down in the Commonwealth.
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4 RespuestasDouble’s going to make me clean the entire church now.. *sigh* Nobodytold me being a lich came with janitor duty, I would’ve never accepted. *starts cleaning the carpet*
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1 Respuesta*speaker realizes there are missile launchers aimed at my doorway*
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2 Respuestas*Lets him do all that. Remembers my time up then shudders.* Your welcome.
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3 RespuestasUhhhhhhhhhh
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4 Respuestas[quote]what do you do?[/quote] cry
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1 RespuestaHypocrite, you were in Amino.
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[b]-blam!-! TWENTY THREE NINETEEN, TWENTY THREE NINETEEN! CODE RED, PEOPLE!! [/b]
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Editado por removed: 2/28/2020 8:43:45 PMYou have successfully broken into some random person’s house on another planet. I’m just out wandering The Abyss.
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People say I taste better with salt, *A thin layer of salt covers my entire body* I’d say otherwise. Welcome back, and make yourself at home.
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2 RespuestasOh noooo, the dilapidated ruins of my mountain mansion... That I can't return to because I'm deeeeeeeead... Now all the snow piling up everywhere because there is no roof will melt. Also, when did I install plumbing? That was a bit after my time and as a Vampire I never really had a use for it... I'd be a bit miffed about the carpet. Do you know how expensive that was? Me neither, I took it from one of my victims, but he was like an Arabian prince so it was probably pretty expensive! Ugh. If I wasn't dead this would ruin my entire afternoon as I waltz through the ruins Prestidigitating away the mess.
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5 Respuestas(Mutters)”Son of a-“ “Oh uh, there’s still cake in the fridge. Just don’t eat all of it.”
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4 Respuestas[ok, first of all how long is your shift in the salt mines?]
