People of Offtopic I ask for your ear, if not but for a moment... I am sure we all remember the catastrophe that has swept this land, the great red sea that swallowed so many and the deep dark void that swallowed many more. All thanks to the witch... Nil. I founded the Adeptus Offtopicus, faced annihilation from the false emperor Liam, endured the insurance company of embarrassment, and stood there when the wave crashed upon our shores. Valiant warriors risked their lives to save others: John Watson dove into the depths of the blood tsunami and uncovered devilish ruins, our current president stood his ground like a mighty iron wall, Ghost spook was an absolute mad lad, and that is only naming a small small few. We launched submarines in hope of saving citizens, no matter the cost. We faced the horrors of the deep untill those sea elves (who are -blam!- btw) held our subs at proverbial gun point and drove us into the deep. Scouring the wreckage we were lucky to find survivors, just not so lucky to have zero deaths We swore to protect those people and failed, for atonement they shall be buried infront of the Golden keep. As for the soldiers who died we have retrieved their Gene seed and displayed their armor within our halls Rest in pepe... Ravioli ravioli... Great barrier Reef. The Emperor protects