With all the negativity reaching it's way around the forums..I have devised a lengthy..and very well rounded..seasonal quest that will transform your raid armor over time.
[b]Raid Armor leveled in phases with each raid completion[/b]
Leg armor phase 1: a spire is forming
Leg armor phase 2: a spire has formed
Leg armor phase 3: your spire grows long
Leg armor phase 4: your spire is growing out of control
Leg armor phase 5: Tower NPCs take notice [i]That's a huge spire![/i]
Leg armor phase 6: the Vanguard convene to discuss the growth of your spire
Leg armor phase 7: See Drifter; Drifter thinks you may have a problem. He tells you to see Ada
Leg armor phase 8: Go to orbit
Leg armor phase 9: See Ada
Leg armor phase 10: plunge your spire deep into the milky conflux to arouse the network
Leg armor phase 11: See Ada
Leg armor phase 12: Ada has a plan to contain your spire. She asks that you see Drifter.
Leg armor phase 13: [i]Hehe whoooaa there Guardian! You don't put that thing away, the Vanguard will take noti...oh seems they already have. Alright alright alright...that's all I got for ya. [/i]
Leg armor phase 14: The Network has been aroused and the milk is flowing deep in the chasm of the conflux. Penetrate it's defenses and criple the system.
Leg armor phase 15: your spire has destroyed the conflux, purged the system, released the [i]milk[/i], and saved humanity forever. You are proud of your spire. You want to show it to Amanda.
Leg armor phase 16: See Amanada Holiday............after seeing Ada
Leg armor phase 17: You see Amanda and the look in her eyes makes you cower into the nearest room. [i]DONT LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN IF YOU DONT WANT ME COMMIN IN!![/i]
Leg armor phase 18: your spire has grown into the comsos and The Nine take notice. Drifter says he wants no part of this. The Nine send you...and your spire into the Trials of the Nineteenth time we've tried to fix trials...
Leg armor phase 19: get 100 wins using only your spire
Leg armor phase 20: see everyone in the tower, including Ada, and then see Emissary
Leg armor phase 21: complete the raid 200 more times using only your spire to gain the favor of Calus.
Leg armor phase 22: [i]HA! GUUAAARDIANN....YOUR SPIRE IS YYUUUGGGEEE! WE WILL CONQUER THE UNIVERSE! AAHAHAH..A..AAH....eh..er..uuh...[/i] You learn that Calus is a robot, but you are gifted a large vat small lubricant gel.
Leg armor phase 23: complete all quests steps again using only your spire and the gift from Calus, see Ada, visit all Tower and system NPCs 100 times, and go to orbit.
**Luke Smith creates walls of text regarding Season of the Spire**
[b]The Season of the Spire has ended. If you were unable to complete the quest Grow Your Spire during Season of the spire, we understand. Everyone's spire is different, and we all use our spires in different ways. And that is why...[spoiler]we are nerfing fusion rifles[/spoiler] [/b]
You break the game, and your machine, in half, and proceed outside...where you are instsntly melted by the sun you havent seen in months.
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This is too funny lol
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Im glad people like it. Took like 30 minutes to write all that crap lol
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Bungie needs to hire this man.
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Shoulda been a sword quest
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Stop playing. Stop spending money. See a shrink to cure your Destint addiction.
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I havent bought silver since D1
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Bungie does have [i]something[/i] with spires, eh?
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And orbs
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Gold AlieN, gold!!