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Editado por WiErDScIeNcE11:
8/14/2019 4:25:19 PM
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What if all of Offtopic was brought to one location and then the Purge started...
Who would survive, who would die?
I NEED ANSWERS!
Who Survived
-Eccho (our resident bullet-sexual)
-Toaster ([b][i]BURNED[/i][/b] HIS ENEMIES)
-Chorizo (has the right idea)
-Ringer (made a survival group)
-Nil (undead, dead but living? -blam!- it...)
-Oddish (Plot Armor Mother -blam!-ers)
- HoTH (Murder by Suicide)
-Virus (Would break another table)
-Chubby (Ascended to a New Realm)
-Liam (Ordered the second order 66)
-Silencersix (The game that shall not be named sweat)
-Disciple (Pulled an Undertale with Determination)
-LZ2001 (somehow survives even though confused)
-Iron ninja (Survives even though not invited)
-Tomahawk (Camped w/ shoty and spawn killed)
-Pencilsnake (SNIPER GET DOWN)
-Farcough (Gases-n-stabbed his enemies)
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Who died
-Bear Dude (sorry your hands are not claws)
-that business main who got speared (Supersky)
-Crazy (didn’t want to live in bad writing)
-Veggie (got eaten by survivors)
-Lee (Tried to beat people with his long shling shlong)
-Tiger (the first to be eaten)
-Ronin (Died after essentially nuking 5 blocks)
-Insane (the cult meeting was right outside his house)
-Kronos (Died in the second Order 66)
-Syver (Had An unbreakable spell until Chubby came)
-Nighthawk (died to order 66 and cheese spray)
-Wookieg (After Flood PTSD he got untouchable Medal then died)
-Bruh (Died to animals cracker revolt)
-Numerouno( blew up)
-Trollride (Blew up trying give Numero a prostate exam)
-Mandalorian (Died in a business deal gone wrong)
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[spoiler]Sips Tea[/spoiler]
English
#Offtopic
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(Okay.) WHO WAS IT!!!! WHICH ONE OF YOU F***ERS SWAPPED THE #3 AND THE #1 WIRES IN THE D*** PHONE?!?!?!?! I KNOW IT WAS ONE OF YOU!!!!
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I would just snap my fingers and dip into the void with LordDoggo... [spoiler]perhaps you could join the void...[/spoiler]
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Execute order 66 II: electric boogaloo [spoiler]I should do gimmick[/spoiler]
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I'm pretty sure I'm dead..
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Hello there!
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3 RespuestasI wasn't even mentioned, I am going to assume I survived.
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I'm a muthafuggin lego
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Im a literally who, no one knows i exist, i would continue my day uninterrupted as if nothing happened because no one would know to look for me
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I’d probably make some coffee and watch the whole thing go down, hopefully people will be so kind as to *not* invade my privacy.
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*a phone rings* hello, hello? Anybody there? I've got a proposition for you, but you've got to get to the phone booth across town. Survive and we migyt just be in business. [spoiler]I dont know, I probably wouldn't show up.[/spoiler]
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I would get assassinated by bounty hunters [spoiler] Oh the irony! [/spoiler]
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I'm blaring music through the streets at deafening volume, my friend.
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I collect blades of different types/ages/sizes and also have a small collection of armor and gas masks. [spoiler]👁 👁 👃 👄[/spoiler]
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I have weapons, a pocket dimension, and can transform into a robotic sabertooth
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I have plenty of ammunition for my Enfield .303 and a good eye for people who also wouldn’t get themselves killed, therefore I live
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I'd just camp a door with a shotgun. Bandoliers of shells and all
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2 RespuestasNoooooooo you can’t eat me I’m toxic! [spoiler]The Veggie has spoken[/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasI would survive because I work in the medical field and I can start my own IV and perform my own prostate exam. [spoiler]wait wut?[/spoiler]
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6 RespuestasBe amongst users who aren't borderline phychotic
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I remember the Great Purge. [i]Those were dark days.[/i]
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Editado por ChewChew03: 8/14/2019 2:27:09 AMThat’s a good question, I would probably live because I would just try to stay out of conflict and if anything I would just hangout with people that wouldn’t kill me such as Drizzit, Cell-3, etc.
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I would get the requiem arrow [spoiler]There can only be one[/spoiler] [spoiler][b]YOU WILL NEVER REACH TRUTH [/b][/spoiler]
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7 RespuestasOddish, * On the one hand, possessor of an arsenal of personal artillery. * On the other, one of Offtopic's least liked residents. Does he survive? Questionable. But he probably doesn't die alone.
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6 RespuestasMe, an intellectual wearing a “kill me if you’re gay” shirt:
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10 RespuestasWhy am I not on the live list?!!
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[quote] -Lee (Tried to beat people with his long shling shlong) [/quote] 🤣🤣🤣
