The Ring of Winter would like me to relay that it is insulted by your cheap imitation and would very much like to plunge this world into a new ice age, but I'm resisting the temptation.
I, myself, am insulted you believe I live under a mountain like some cowardly beast or generic supervillain. I have a magnificent mansion on the upper slope where I frequently host extravagant balls!
Aside from that, I learned in the Feywild that accepting gifts from strangers usually comes with a price and I'd rather not be some would be Dark Lords pawn.
So no thank you, darling. Have a pleasant evening!
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You have balls in your mansion? I love party’s. Well more party’s that are classified as balls due to the normal classical music. Costume balls are even better, therefor I can wear a mask and mysterious prance around and enjoy the festivities.
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Mine are exclusively Masquerades. ...maybe I'll make an Offtopic Event out of one at some point. I will think on this.
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I like masquerades. Masquerades are cool. That would be interesting.
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You have a mansion? Is it just a variation of Mordenkainen’s magnificent mansion? And do you happen to play [url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YyknBTm_YyM]Danse Macabre[/url] at the balls, and animate dead? That seems like something you would do, or is my imagination just overcomplicating things?
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I included it in a story awhile back but it was in ruin. Decided to fix the place up. And I actually really like that song and have posted it a few times in the past! Also, when I was building my Offtopic character in D&D, the spells I cared about having the most were Eldritch Blast, Hex, Danse Macabre, Animate Dead, and being able to cast Create Undead at a high enough level to make Wights.
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That’s one of my favorite songs, but then I lake a lot of classical music. I haven’t played warlock much but Eldritch blast is a must for that class, and you have seemed a lot like a necromancer so the create undead makes sense. The only spells I have to worry about is stab, slash, and whack.
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Yeaaaaah I actually only have two levels in Warlock unfortunately... I just couldn't get the things I wanted out of it. There's no way that I'm aware of to get the basic Animate Dead spell and I wouldn't be able to cast Create Undead at a higher spell slot level to make Wights. So I'm 2 Old One Warlock/18 Lore Bard.
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Ahh, makes sense. I just had to take leveled in battlemaster fighter to get everything I wanted. Although taking a level or two in paladin could do me some good, and could be cool.
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I love listening to that song while casting the actual spell. My tiefling once got tasked by my party to distract a camp of Enemy’s so I casted the spell and just played the fiddle while walking out of the dark eerie night towards the crowds. I frightened all of them. The ones that ran away where the lucky ones. [spoiler]BWAHAHAHAHA[/spoiler]
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Bard Necromancers are best Necromancers...though I've flavored mine as singing spells in an ancient and forgotten language... Still!
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My tiefling bard warlock was fun. Although he used his fiddle to cast instead of songs. The character was a trickster and eventually became king of the lands without the people noticing. Plus roleplaying with Watson was fun. Since he was a Aasimar cleric yet our characters where brothers by some weird thing. Made for interesting interactions.
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You have balls?! Why haven’t you told anyone! [spoiler]Sorry Partner, but You’ve Yeed your last Haw [/spoiler]
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I don't invite just anyone.
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The only price I would ever want would be a couple mil in gold and magic. That’s all.
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Gonna be honest, I am not gonna read all these comments. You're coming off a bit desperate.
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The fifty something dragon one was a rather pleasant debate.
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Define desperate and why I am coming out as desperate. And no.
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And for another thing (definitely last thing I promise) If Your Ring Of Winter even tries to put this world into a ice age I would Take my fleet evacuate the citizens and then blow you and your Ring Of Winter to hell. Takes the Ring Of Frost which is sitting in a locked case and makes a fist and orange tendrils of light crush it to pieces* If you serious are this paranoid you can watch me make a new ring for you.
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Yes. And if I am deceiving you Lee can tell that. Plus Varvatos can just kill me.
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We could team up, Nil... two rings are better than one...
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And for one last thing. If your Ring Of Winter thinks that The Ring Of Frost is a knockoff it is highly mistaken. If you seriously wish I could make you The One Ring. But since that is a bad thing I refuse to not. I could remake the New Ring made by Talion and Celebrimbor if you seriously wanted it. And have a fine morning.
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And if you thought my predecessor was a dark lords pawn you are correct. Viral Mind was Virus’s Pawn. I on the other hand I got purged by this ring I’m wearing. So I am highly insulted that you think that I would be some dark lords pawn. And if I ever thought that I would become the leader of Offtopic by controlling you people by your rings you could easily kill me. Lee knows how to do that.
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[quote]And if you thought my predecessor was a dark lords pawn you are correct. Viral Mind was Virus’s Pawn. I on the other hand I got purged by this ring I’m wearing. So I am highly insulted that you think that I would be some dark lords pawn. And if I ever thought that I would become the leader of Offtopic by controlling you people by your rings you could easily kill me. Lee knows how to do that.[/quote] Like I said, you are all talk, yet little to no power behind your words...
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[quote][quote]And if you thought my predecessor was a dark lords pawn you are correct. Viral Mind was Virus’s Pawn. I on the other hand I got purged by this ring I’m wearing. So I am highly insulted that you think that I would be some dark lords pawn. And if I ever thought that I would become the leader of Offtopic by controlling you people by your rings you could easily kill me. Lee knows how to do that.[/quote] Like I said, you are all talk, yet little to no power behind your words...[/quote] Strange. Because aren’t you the same dragon that always talks about how powerful they are but never shows it. I’m starting to wonder.
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[quote][quote][quote]And if you thought my predecessor was a dark lords pawn you are correct. Viral Mind was Virus’s Pawn. I on the other hand I got purged by this ring I’m wearing. So I am highly insulted that you think that I would be some dark lords pawn. And if I ever thought that I would become the leader of Offtopic by controlling you people by your rings you could easily kill me. Lee knows how to do that.[/quote] Like I said, you are all talk, yet little to no power behind your words...[/quote] Strange. Because aren’t you the same dragon that always talks about how powerful they are but never shows it. I’m starting to wonder.[/quote] The bravest one among you has been a mere sausage dealer. All he had at his disposal was a size-changing gun, and yet he had the guts to attempt contention with me. For everyone else, with all their boasted power and might, all they can muster are but empty threats. Indeed, it is a bit lonely at the top...