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Editado por Unseelie Nil:
7/4/2019 4:29:37 AM
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Found Two Earwigs On My Bed So I Shall Not Be Sleeping Tonight.
I was sitting in bed writing when I noticed something crawling through the holes in my knitted blanket. Naturally, I calmly smashed it repeatedly with the tv remote then stripped my bed of everything.
My pencil slipped between the mattress and the wall in the struggle so I pulled the mattress out and discovered another of the wretched things hanging out on the side of my support frame. More smashing ensued. I retrieved my pencil, so that's good.
And as I type this a centipede has crawled out of my closet.
Everything is awful. I must purge this cursed land with holy flames.
Update: Decided to take my curtain down aswell since it's above my bed and there is a large spider web on the outside with a Spider Friend consuming a moth. The light from my room is attracting more moths.
Spider Friend will grow big and stronk and repell all invader bugs.
This pleases me.
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#Offtopic
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I've had bed bugs before. So finding earwigs is next to nothing. As a kid living in central coast California earwigs aka pincer bugs were so common that it wasn't unusual to find them in door cracks throughout the house. I worry more about the other humans that live near me than the insects I share a space with.
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Treat spider with care
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Nuke the site from orbit?
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Torch the house
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1 RespuestaI thought this said earrings at first 😂
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Gonna have to burn your house down, there's no saving it.
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3 RespuestasWhat is an earwig
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Bees don’t have lungs
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Moths appear to be the real danger.
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*Sees centipede* [b][i][u]YOUR INFESTATION WILL SPREAD NO FURTHER XENO![/u][/i][/b]
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1 RespuestaI like it when my arthropod(?) friens are on the opposite side of the glass.
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1 Respuesta[url=https://i.imgur.com/oASZsk3.jpg]This but in link form[/url]
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I remember there was an entire -blam!-ing colony of those things living in my wall once.
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3 Respuestas[quote]Sleep is for the weak.[/quote] ~Acro, Every time someone tells him to go to sleep.
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Spider bro!
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Burn everything
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1 RespuestaEditado por Altmith: 7/4/2019 5:35:14 AMI offer this mallet. *hands over mallet* On one side it offers offensive bonuses to chitin. And is possessed by a demon enraged at the site of insects. The other side is possessed by a psychotic angel who is obsessed with feeding insects to spiders. The middle is just metal. You can use it to crush insects.
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1 RespuestaIf you had ear wigs in your bed they have def laid eggs in your ear. That's why they're called ear wigs.
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Spider friend is good
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You mean.....we shall....go on......a CRUSADE!!!!!!
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1 Respuesta[quote]Everything is awful. I must purge this cursed land with holy flames. [/quote] Dang. Between you, Toaster, and Countess Pyre, its a wonder this place isn't a raging dumpster fire... [spoiler]oh wait[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaDamn! I should have never sent an earwig to do a ticks work.
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DON'T EAT IN THE BEDROOM!!!
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2 RespuestasBuy the Flammenwerfer! I offer you a special edition with a smol Hans chibi and a limited edition skin für your Flammenwerfer! Only 1% off What a steal! [spoiler]quite literally[/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasEditado por RollTide2235: 7/4/2019 5:21:26 AMHave y’all had a lot of rain recently? Often times the bug invasions can be related to a lot of rain. And also....Orkin.
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3 RespuestasMs. Niw, can i pwease hewp you? i weawwy, weawwy want to puwge some insects with fwames. Like, weawwy bad. So couwd i pwease hewp you? pwease? [i]the confwagwation wiww consume you [/i]
