So about 3 years back I dated a girl I met at a summer camp who seemed pretty nice, and we spent a lot of time together after summer camp too this went all up until I started playing golf for my school in hopes of completing my pe credit early, and we were strictly not allowed to be in our phones during matches, but of course there's not always someone there to watch us so I was texting her waiting for the people before me to hit the ball, and I had to stop texting her since I was up I wasn't on the phone for like 45 min. And I come back to her asking me to have sex with her keep in mind I'm 15 at the time she's 16, I'm all for it except one thing she will not have protected sex she wanted to have a kid I thought well that's crazy at this not to mention I probably wont be alive to care of it after my parents find out, so I say no we wont do it unprotected and she loses her mind calls repeatedly mid match texts me long horny dirty messages to try and seductively change my mind, I say no no and no until she comes to my house and tries to convince me and I break up with her in person at this point and close the door, worst/ best part is my dad who unlocks my phone at night curious at what thay was about sees every damn message all the dirty messages I sent her and the ones she sent me but also me saying no to her and confirming our break up again after text. So he decided to buy me destiny lol, I thought I was dead but nah I got a damn game
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1 RespuestaGet this out of Offtopic or be utterly obliterated from the face of the earth. *readies arm cannons*
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Buying you destiny was the punishment
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Destiny is trash
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And then the whole bus clapped
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2 Respuestas... The f[i]u[/i]ck?... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasTake the age, divide by 2, subtract 3. That is OP’s actual age.
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1 Respuestayou sound like a teenager or a troll
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You must be 13 years or older to access the b.net forums - CoC
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Yeah. High schools are crazy.
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6 Respuestas-teenaged bullsh*t- [spoiler]Just wait till you become an adult, then you'll begin to understand what [b][i][u]REAL[/u][/i][/b] problems are. [/spoiler]
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The fact that this is all one sentence makes it read like the crazed scrawlings in the diary of a mentally unhinged psych ward patient. For this reason, I deem this thread a shitpost. I don’t care if it’s real or not— it’s a shitpost. [spoiler]I rate 8/10. Holiday designation: [i]Golf Day[/i].[/spoiler]
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This site ain't your diary.
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now this is a quality troll
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beautiful sir! just beautiful
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[i]what a coincidence...[/i] [spoiler]Least you got rid of parasite. Congrats. [/spoiler]
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I read none of that. Have a taco 🌮