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5/19/2019 9:26:35 PM
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Ah yes an “everything” been a while, one second... <<You watch as I mix every drink together into a strange rainbow concoction and then slide it to you>>
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No, I mean [b][i]everything[/i][/b]. *every part of the building except the part of the bar we're at is air lifted away*
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Hey no! I will detonate all of your nukes again toaster if you don’t put that back right now!
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You do realize that's what I want, yea?
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They why didn’t you just say so? Put it down so I can detonate them.
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Don't worry, we're just going to move location.
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If you move it I will take the nukes and not blow them up.
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Well the world will end either way in that case so, it's a win win scenario for me.
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Not this time because... I’ll give them to the [b][i]Brotherhood[/i][/b]! And they would dismantle all of them!
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Well they can have fun with that since I replaced the core of the planet with with [b]a lot[/b] of nukes.
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Wait, those weren’t the nukes we were talking about?
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Well that's a shame.
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I mean.... eh screw it. <i have now detonated every single nuke in offtopic, causing the planet itself to split apart, then, the planet gets put back together, leaving us with no nukes and a lot of damage.> neat, love blowing the planet apart. Wonder why it keeps reforming so fast... well now you have no nukes and I have death satellites currently fighting each other so good day sir toaster, and put my bar down or I will use protocol “ToasterOven”
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You should've aimed for the head. *snap* *All the nukes return to their place*
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Ooh yay! Again! <once again ever nuke in offtopic blah blah blah total annihilation and the planet gets put back together again> This never gets old
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*snap* *You turn to dust and blow away*
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<I walk out from behind the counter> You didn’t think that would work right? I’m an immortal Litch with the power to shift through reality at will. Now, I herby activate protocol ToasterOven!
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*nothing happens* Did you think an immortal being that constantly resets the world wouldn't have prepared for this?
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Huh... guess this will either go on forever or we both just go back to doing nothing... Or we combine forces to take over the world! But that sounds like a lot of work... huh... meh I’m just gonna make more random shit.
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It's really not that much work.
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Yeah it is we have to go to our lairs, press a button and laugh maniacally for 10-20 seconds.
