What are your favorite jokes? I wanna hear what you got. So FIRE EM AT ME!!!
Here’s one of my:
Why did sally fall off the swing?
[spoiler]cause she has no arms[/spoiler]
Knock knock
“Who’s there”
[spoiler]not sally[/spoiler]
English
#Offtopic
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2 Respuestas[I’ll tell you one of the lighter” dark jokes I know: How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? [spoiler]none, they beat the room for being black.[/spoiler] That’s one of the “lighter” dark jokes I know and people tell me it’s still pretty -blam!-ed up.]
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Two men are walking down a road when they see a deep well in the ground. They look into it, but can’t see the bottom. They drop a rock in, and never hear it hit the bottom. They keep doing this with varying rocks, and never hear them drop. They think they might be able to hear it if they use something larger, so they find a big cinderblock and drop it down. Suddenly, they see a goat coming from behind them, going so fast it hardly touches the ground! It goes right past them and drops into the well. Startled, they decide to just keep walking. Eventually, they come across a farmer, and tell him what happened, asking if that was his goat. The farmer says "Well, I don't think that could have been my goat. My goat's old and has arthritis, and besides, I keep it tied to a big cinderblock."
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7 RespuestasYou left out “anti-joke”. Such as; How did the dinosaur get out of the pool? [spoiler]Wet![/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaEditado por TheRicksta619: 5/14/2019 2:30:23 AMWhat do you call a lizard who loves anime? [spoiler] A KomOwO dragon[/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasWhy couldn’t the kid go to the pirate movie? [spoiler]because it was rated Rrrr[/spoiler]
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Joke Jokes? What does that option mean?
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What did the nut say chasing the other nut? [spoiler]I’m a cashew.[/spoiler]
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12 RespuestasI can not post my favorite jokes here, as they might possibly offend someone, somewhere and we can't have that.