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Editado por thefinalsegedin:
3/31/2019 5:59:04 PM
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give me encouragement to hit this girl up
yo so today i met this girl on a barbecue at neighbours. didn’t really know anyone there and this girl was my age and we just started talking. she was really fun to talk to and all. but then suddenly, she had to go and we said our goodbyes. anyhow then i got her snap name from our mutual friend, but realised i have no balls needed to hit her up. Thing is, I don’t want to use the boring “hey, whats up its me x from bbq”. Offtopic give me strength (suggestions) on how to nail this.
UPDATE I actually made a conversation. she had to go a bit earlier but i think this might work out. pray for me bros.
English
#Offtopic
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1 RespuestaYou shouldn't hit girls
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2 RespuestasRead this as "i met this girl covered in barbacue sauce" wtf brain
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Send her her address. She'll be thrilled you've taken such a close interest in her.
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1 RespuestaToast/envelope [spoiler]works everytime[/spoiler]
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[quote]Do it. You won't.[/quote]
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2 RespuestasI recommend telling her the tragedy of Darth plaguis the wise
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It's not rare to find a grill at a bbq
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1 Respuesta"Goodness girl, you huge"
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1 Respuestado what you want and remember that if it doesn't work out then it was offtopics fault
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1 RespuestaI strongly suggest talking to her instead of hitting her.
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3 RespuestasJust say “What’s up, it’s [name] from the bbq.”. Just tak to her like a normal person, yo.
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she is probably here if the god exists. [spoiler]D God and not just casuals created by the humans![/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasHeres what you gotta do. Skip the snapchat, get her address. Pull up to her house at 1am in the morning on saturday. Get into her room, knock her out, drag her to an abandoned house in a nearby forest, lock her up and keep a blind fold on her and dont feed her until she says she loves you. After that, force her to marry you, let her free but keep her close and in your eyesight at all times. Go find a farm in a different state, kill the owners and start making meth. Thats what you really gotta do[spoiler]no ban ninjas itsa joke[/spoiler][spoiler]stop[/spoiler]
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Send her exactly what you said you didn't want to. How she responds is a great indicator
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Toast/envelope
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Slaughter the fattest bovine you can afford and leave it on her front lawn.
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1 RespuestaToast [spoiler]in[/spoiler] [spoiler]Envelope[/spoiler]
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Well, if you met her on a bbq, bring her some aloe to out on the burns might soothe her enough to get you in the door.
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Be yourself, be nice, if you can’t do both, use your best judgement. Don’t be dumb.
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Just do it [spoiler]you won’t [/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaPlay Peter Gabriel outside her window late at night
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Be yourself be nice, do the normal greeting. Any other may be considered strange until you know her.
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That boring original greeting is what works. Just have confidence or get some courage juice (alcohol)
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Be yourself, I did that last night and got a new girlfriend
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3 RespuestasEditado por themirror2man: 3/30/2019 11:28:01 PMDon't play games... if you wanna talk to her chat her up. Don't wait. She gave your her digits [internet] so... use ur fingers and say "what up... it's [you] and you wanna say hi. " Just say hi... then see what goes from there. If she responds... talk, open your mouth and talk. Be yourself. U money, u got this👍
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Inb4toastenvelope
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