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3/17/2019 6:35:42 PM
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When it’s Saint Patrick’s day but you aren’t wearing green
So you just tell people you have green eyes: Modern problems require modern solutions.
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#Offtopic
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I'm always wearing blue.
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1 RespuestaMy Duluth boxer briefs are green.
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I dodged right as an old lady made a grab. Big success
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2 RespuestasThat why I have green in one of my tats. Now I am always wearing green.
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7 Respuestas*pinches you anyways”
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2 RespuestasI just tell them I have green blood. Then they go running away.
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....don't count. You have to be [i]wearing[/i] green. *readies atomic pincher*
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3 RespuestasWhen yesterday is Saint Patrick's Day and you only realize it today.
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My solution is generally “Do. Not. Pinch. Me.” Accompanied by my usual monotone voice and resting poker face, works well
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3 RespuestasDo people with naturally-colored green eyes actually exist?
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I forgot to wear green and my eyes are a murky grey-green-blue, but I’m pretty much always the most Irish one in any given room in my town so nobody’s about to pinch me. They’re too drunk anyway. [spoiler]I do love this holiday, though. Tons of corned beef and boiled potatoes! And since my family is legit, boiled cabbage, boiled carrots, boiled... you know what everything is pretty much boiled. [/spoiler]
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I wore a shirt with the Irish flag on it so I’m all g I think
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As a worker of [b][Redacted][/b] I wear green everyday.
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1. My eyes aren't green. 2. I'm wearing green. 3. No one's likely to pinch me anyway.
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1 RespuestaBut i actually have green eyes
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spring training has begun. i wear my A's hat daily. 🤘🏽 #LetsGoOakland
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4 RespuestasHave a dollar hang off of your shirt like people do with sunglasses.
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I never wear green
