What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THESTRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS!

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis the wise was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the Midiclorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death but not himself.

[b]Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.[/b]

[quote]ma nama jeff[/quote] [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]

It started out as a joke. My friends had joked about it - even egged each other on to try it. We all laughed at the concept. [spoiler]You know the rest[/spoiler]

*insert OwO Awwight wisten up-and-so-on here*

[quote]Awwight wisten up mwost of you. You know who you awe and what you’ve done. Evewy singwe post i mwake incwuding mwy wast thwee have been nothing but shit. I’m getting fed up with it. It’s funny the fiwst time to stawt shit with me and usuawwy i’d fowget about it. It isn’t untiw i see those same peopwe who wewe thewe on the wast few post that i get vewy mwad. I’ve twied to mwake hawf decent posts owiginawwy howevew (and this pawt isn’t fow discussion) mwost of the wepwies i get awe eithew twashy and wude ow negative fow no appawent weason. why?? why do you feew the need to continue stawting shit?? why do you feew the need to keep cwicking on mwy posts time aftew time to stawt pwobwems?? i didn’t ask you to join this discussion i didn’t caww you into this post. You invited youwsewf and when you stawt saying i’m the pewson being offensive ow wude yet you came and tweated not onwy mwysewf but the pewson that mwattews a wot to me wike shit that’s whewe you awe wwong. show me whewe i’ve tweated you poowwy outside of these wast few post whewe you wewe the one owiginawwy stawting shit?? show me whewe i did anything to you to wawwant this?? show me what mwy giwwfwiend did to any of you to desewve this?? saying she’s mwaking bad choices ow she’s stupid fow being with me -bwam!- you. You don’t know how mwuch shit i’ve deawt with in the past few mwonths. Don’t twy to defend youwsewf by saying “i wasn’t twying to be negative ow offensive” when it’s cweaw as day the things you said wewe to be extwemewy wude and unnecessawy. None of you have any actuaw weason to be tweating hew ow me this way. “but you had sevewaw posts befowe whewe you wewe pissed off at mwe” that’s because you stawted that cwap. I don’t go awound saying “wow you’we such a dick you tweat evewyone wike shit why awe you so mwad what’s youw pwobwem” on posts that i’m not incwuded in. I don’t go awound saying that stuff wegawdwess unwess you get on mwy witeraw -bwam!-ing nerves to the point where i get fed up with youw shit. and to the peopwe who awe giving hew shit fow being with me sewiouswy you’we the mwost wowthwess piwe of shit on this site. She does not give a -bwam!- what you think of hah welationship. Stop getting -bwam!-ing jeawous. Mwaybe if you’d take the time to tweat peopwe bettew you’d find a giww who actuawwy gives a shit about you. Just mwy 2 -bwam!-ing cents. I wowked mwy ass off to be with hew and evewytime someone gives us shit fow it i can’t hewp but feew wike it’s a swap to the face. You have done nothing fow hah yet you think its fine to say i cannot believe she would get with a guy who she wikes and who has helped hah and put his time and effort into building not only a solid welationship but a solid friendship as weww. You think its fine to bash hah to bash me when you have done -bwam!- aww to be a friend to hah. To those peopwe the wesponse is go -bwam!- yourselves. mwaybe i shouwd weave this -bwam!-ing site so she can go off on each and evewy singwe one of you fow mwaking me weave. Wouwd you want that?? i bet you -bwam!-ing wouwd. i’ve -bwam!-ing had it with aww of you. I know the wimits of what i shouwd and shouwdn’t say. You wouwd not bewieve just how mwuch i’m howding back. But go ahead keep pissing me off untiw i don’t give two shits about howding back anymowe. and to the ninjas who’ww mwost wikewy “stwike this post down with ninja justice” why don’t you actuawwy take the weaw twash out. You know the peopwe who jump on cewtain peopwes post just to tawk shit about them each time a new one is mwade. If you’we gonna ban me go wight the -bwam!- ahead but if you do you bettew wook into these accounts cause i guawantee they desewve bans too. i can do this aww day. Nothing puts a biggew smiwe on mwy face than seeing you peopwe twip ovew evewy wowd i say so hewe’s a sentence watch youw step.[/quote]

GAME DESTINY JA DOES YEARS I DO NOT HAVE ANY HEAVY WEAPON OF THE YEAR 1 JA MAKES THE END OF CROTA AND CRYSTAL CAMERA VARIOUS AND SEVERAL TIMES AND NEVER CAME A HEAVY WEAPON, WANTED A LOT TO GJALLARHORN, MORE TO PRA DESISTI BECAUSE SHE NEVER COMES, PRISON OF THE ANCIENTS YEAR 1 I JUST DID SEVERAL TIMES ALSO AND NOW NOTHING THAT GAME TA SACANAGEM WITH MY FRIENDS JA HAVE THE HEAVY WEAPONS OF THE YEAR 1 AND I HAVE NO STILL THAT SACK BUNGIE IMPROVES TO MY REWARDS

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[quote]I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fuсking retаrded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.[/quote]

Nord argues for Skyrim's independence, 4E 201. smacks axes profusely SO HOL UP HOL UP drinks SO U BE SAYIN gets thu'umi wit it SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN eats a sweetroll AYYYOOOO SO U BE SAYIN checks for nearest inn U BE SAYIN calls others milkdrinkers HOL UP HOL UP licks teeth then smacks lips AYYOO U BE SAYIN does the cloak walk SO U BE SAYIN opens up an ale and pours some for his shieldbrothers ralof and galmar stone-fist HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN shouts about dis and goes to check in with the hold guard WE WUZ dindu nuffins FINNA WE WUZ sucks air through beard AYYYOOO HOL UP WE WUZ pulls up sagging greaves SO WE WUZ instinctively looks around for dragons SO U SAYIN WE WUZ faints and then gets up repeatedly SOM FINNA scopes dem milkjugs SO WE WUZ shouts at temple SOM FINNA chucks spear AYYOOO SOM FINNA sets down wool bale HOL UP strokes talos amulet pensively WE WUZ throws up cloak sign SOM FINNA swings from jarls quarters WE WUZ grabs muatra and shuffles left and right SOM FINNA participates in shouting HOL UP MUH MILKDRINKER converts to the nine U SAYIN WE WUZ repeated thu'um in background SOM FINNA sells mead DRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGON PRRRRIEEEEEESSSTZ N SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT evolves from snow troll

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