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7 RespuestasI love it when people just read the title and something in their brain goes bananas. like this one time I was at the zoo, and there was this chimpanzee that was totally eyeballing me for no reason. Everywhere I would go, he would be there just looking at me in the cage. scary thing is he was mimicking everything I did, if I touched my nose, he touches his nose, if I stick out my tongue, he would stick out his tongue. where I realized this chimp was psycho, is when he looked at me with those buck teeth and satellite ears and started flinging shit at people everywhere, then had a fap in front of everyone and then he just laid on his back pissing into his own mouth. for some reason I was arrested and the guy kept on telling me I should stop and there is no chimpanzee and when they dragged me away, as body full of pepperspray and tazerholes was thrown into the van, I then looked outside the window. and I saw my own reflection. I was the chimp. I am the chimp. there was no chimp. I knew growing up next to that sewage plant would affect me in the long run... im sorry.
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Bungie nerfed KDR in D2 Crucible - this is the KAD era now. [spoiler]slayers need not apply[/spoiler]
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111 RespuestasEditado por Pilcrow: 10/11/2018 12:55:50 PMWant a good K/D? 1. Don't play the objective. Meaning, who cares about capturing a zone. It's only about you and kills. 2.Run Shotgun. 3. Camp an area with a great pulse rifle or handgun. 4. Run away from battles a lot. 5. If your teammate is near and you see an enemy. Do the right thing and put in a bullet and run away. Maybe your teammate will finish the kill, maybe not. 6. Play as a hunter. 7. When camping, make sure it's in the area you can easily obtain heavy ammo or kill the person that get's it. 8. If you die when your teammates are around you. Bitch at them for not saving you. 9. Throw out a skip grenade. It will eventually kill something halfway across the map. 10. Play as a hunter. 11. Use teammates as bait. 12. Use starbucks wifi. 13. Display your emblems with camper statistics to show how good you are at camping. 14. Say Bro every other word. 15. Crouch a lot and wait for the enemy to come to you. 16. Play as a hunter. 17. Post on LFG asking for 2.5+ KD only to run stacked. 18. Hope like hell the LFG players carry you to keep your K/D higher than what it should be. 19. T-bag on rocket kills. 20. When in doubt, run telesto. 21. If you get 5 kills without dying. Make sure to leave the match. 22. When nobody is around. Make sure to shadestep and go invisible as much as possible. 23. When you see a tick on radar. Throw out a grenade and run the opposite direction. 24. Play as a hunter.
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1 Respuesta[quote]It means: kill/death ratio <3[/quote] Maybe d1 Not d2
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5 RespuestasOnly people who suck at crucible say that.
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1 RespuestaYa know taco I see you a lot in these forums and I gotta say...I would smack you in real life, leave my hand on your face hold it tight and just go in for that big wet smooch
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KDA maybe, you can literally get that high by just putting one bullet into an opponent then letting your team finish them
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No it’s doesn’t.
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Lmfao goteem
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1 RespuestaKevin Durant is a animal
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2 RespuestasKevin Durant
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That's actually a KDR doofus! [spoiler]💩[/spoiler]
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Since forsaken you’re right :)
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10 RespuestasOnce again you baited everyone. The type of community that has an IQ that matches their K/D.
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5 RespuestasUsualy bad players make this claim. I have not looked up your stats but im willing to bet you are below average. KD,KDA all those things mean something. Even in PVE content do you want the scrub who is dying all the time? Now imagine that in pvp.
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I piss off hunters calling them trash then they point out my k/d and I just say "your point?" then they call me trash, then I come back with "I called you trash, why did you get so mad about it and call me out on k/d?, getting mad about someone calling you out could be a sign that it means it's true", boasting about a k/d doesn't matter because it doesn't give you anything special.
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This has been the case since D1.
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2 RespuestasK/D means more than K/D/A... Js
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Boooo get off the stage [i]Throws Edge Transit at your head[/i]
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I thought K/D stood for Edge Transit?
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How else you supposed to get babes without a sweet K/D?
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I want to hurt you.
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1 RespuestaActually I’m pretty sure it does. If you go negative than you are a burden on your team (in most instances) unless of course your playing the objective and accomplishing something not just throughout yourself on a point hoping to do something. Saying you are a good player when your kd is terrible really just means you ran around with a shotgun and got a few primary kills.
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Shit... It’s my initials...
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5 RespuestasI would like this post, but it's sitting at 69 likes right now and I'm not going to be the guy to screw that up. Pretty good tho, 8/10 at least