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Editado por cobalthunter115:
7/20/2018 7:49:30 PM
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The Off-Topic hotel
Hello OffTopic! I am Brother Sergeant Cobalt of the Imperial Fists chapter announcing my grand re-opening of the offtopic hotel I opened up a few years ago. After some renovation and relocation it is now located right next to Shipmaster's Dragon's breath tavern! It features Cheap but luxurious bedrooms, gun and weapon ranges, advanced 3D printers manufacturing almost anything you need and a vehicle parking lot. So enjoy your stay!
Workers-
Manager- GEMS
Shifty Janitor- TheGreatAdidas
Cook- LiamHawks
General Worker- ManOfLight3421
Bard-TheFieryInferno
Lobby Musician - MatchStick07
Elevator Guy- ImaDrizzit
Appetizer- A Pringles Can
Random Floor- sneakylittlelf
Agent Smith- Cleaning lady
Guy who wants to jump from the rooftop- Liam_Gue
Useless kitchen worker- IAmError16
English
#Offtopic
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1 RespuestaWeird saw this post last night and had a dream i was in a hotel
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2 RespuestasCan I be the useless kitchen worker who sells old kitchen supplies on Craigslist without telling the management.
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1 RespuestaCan I be the guy threatening to jump off the top?
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1 RespuestaI am the cleaning lady "You wan me to com bak later?"
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2 RespuestasI don’t think you told me what my job is
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8 Respuestas[b][i][u]You want to give me the penthouse.[/u][/i][/b]
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2 RespuestasCan i be the floor, i will be satisfied as the floor?
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2 RespuestasCan I be the appetizer
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2 RespuestasCan I be the lobby musician?
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3 RespuestasCan I constantly sit in the elevators playing elevator music?
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9 RespuestasI’ll take your best room please. Make sure it has large closets to hide bodi— I mean put clothes in.
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3 RespuestasI’m a health inspector, and this place is unsanitary. It’s gettin shut down
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1 RespuestaThe reopening of Offtopic hotel? Surprising. You know what's not surprising? Saving 15% or more on car insurance. [spoiler]Thanks but I perfer sleeping under MY bush, next to the lake..[/spoiler]
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3 RespuestasHow much for the range?
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2 RespuestasEditado por Liam_Hawks: 7/18/2018 9:08:31 PMCan I be the terrible cook that Gordan Ramsey has to yell at and then I pee my pants and then I have a panic attack and then they call the ambulance and then Gordan says "F[i]u[/i]ck" and then I go to the hospital and then I wake up and then I go back to work and cry and then Gordan Ramsey yells at me and I get sad and then he cooks for me and I learn but I'm still bad so Gordan says "F[u]u[/u]ck" again and then he walks out and then people get mad and then I get fired and then I am sad?
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1 RespuestaCan I be the bard?
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7 RespuestasCan I be a worker
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2 RespuestasI like top-floor rooms. Close to windows for good views.
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I think shipmaster and his questing died. Probably too much work
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5 RespuestasCan I be the armaments manager for the shooting range?
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3 RespuestasI'd like to buy all of the rooms on the top floor, if that's ok.
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6 RespuestasCan I be the shifty janitor
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3 RespuestasNo your hotel is like Sodom. People, come to my christian fundamentalist church. Shelter for every white man from Fairbanks to Vladivostok.
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6 RespuestasLet’s see here...is like a room with access to to both the spa and the weight room? [spoiler]After the heist I should have enough money for years...[/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasI'd like a room
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4 RespuestasI’d murder the manager
