{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
Editado por Dardex:
7/3/2018 5:05:13 AM
97
funniest things a noob has said to you in destiny: revival?
A very long time ago, back in the Destiny 1 days, there was a post on this forum.
TO THIS DAY, it is the funniest post I have ever seen on these forums, as well as many other people, and I keep it bookmarked on days when I need a laugh. It has over 2000 upvotes and alot of you might be wondering why its not around.
The OP removed the tags on the post, he said that he didn't like the game at the time, as well as saying that this community had become bad, and that he received a ninja warning.
If anybody is interested, here is the link to the original post:
[url]https://www.bungie.net/eu/Forums/Post/89298994[/url]
Lets bring something nice back to the forums for a change. Instead of all of us crying about content and getting grumpy about PvP, or the end game, lets just all take some time to have a laugh.
#bringbacknice
English
#destiny2
-
“ Why are they all shooting at me? Shoot at someone else!” Kid, that’s what crucible is💀
-
“I don’t own any DLCs cuz I’m poor cuz I spent all my money on porn.” Really kid?! 👿
-
“I know I sound like a squeaker, but it’s my mic. By the way, I just lost a tooth!” The idiot 🤦♂️
-
*looks at tether* Is this melting point?
-
14 RespuestasEditado por HollowedWayfarer: 7/3/2018 2:54:52 AMBecause of reasons, I was forced to carry my little squeaker cousin and all of his squeaker pals through King’s Fall. 2 hours of beginning puzzles. 3 hours of Totems. 2 hours of Warpriest. 4 hours of Golgoroth. 2 hours of more puzzles. 4 hours of Daughters. 6 f-ing hours of Oryx. Do the math yourself. I couldn’t play a single game for a week after that. This incident is the sole reason I either leave immediately or mute anyone who sounds like they are younger than 10.
-
We all did or said stupid shit when ww first started. I remember asking if anyone wanted that engram on the ground back in D1.
-
Killed a player at the end of the game with arcstaff dodged backwards to not die at the last second ended up dodging at exactly the right time to have my hunter tea bag by himself through the score screen pissed my self when I saw this. Had the guy message me complaining about the tea bag even though I explained to him that it was just great timing and I didn’t have any intention of tea bagging he didn’t believe me. Oh well
-
1 RespuestaI'd have to say this is by far the funniest thing a noob has ever said to me: [spoiler]A very long time ago, back in the Destiny 1 days, there was a post on this forum. TO THIS DAY, it is the funniest post I have ever seen on these forums, as well as many other people, and I keep it bookmarked on days when I need a laugh. It has over 2000 upvotes and alot of you might be wondering why its not around. The OP removed the tags on the post, he said that he didn't like the game at the time, as well as saying that this community had become bad, and that he received a ninja warning. If anybody is interested, here is the link to the original post: https://www.bungie.net/eu/Forums/Post/89298994 Lets bring something nice back to the forums for a change. Instead of all of us crying about content and getting grumpy about PvP, or the end game, lets just all take some time to have a laugh. #bringbacknice [/spoiler]
-
Joined a normal leviathan with people who had about 5 completions each Got kicked even though I hadn’t died or caused a wipe and have 55 completions and 2 prestige clears. Messaged him to see what was the case no reply. So immature
-
Arc Strider and Wormhusk are balanced
-
2 RespuestasI was *that* noob in the Vault of Glass.... Teammate: "Hey, see that rock way down there?" Me: "Yeah?" TM: "There's a secret chest down there. Good drops. You might even get the Mythoclast!" Me (would rather die than admit that I have no idea what the Mythoclast is): "Okay, cool!" *jumps down* "So...where is it?" Fireteam dies laughing. Me (starting to catch on): "And how do I get back up?" Sounded like a five-man asthma attack over the comms Me: "...this is exactly like when you told me to punch Crota to lower his shield, isn't it..." TM (wheezing): "The outcome is more or less the same, yeah!"
-
Crota Woman /thread
-
3 RespuestasI love this one! Remember reading it and almost crying from laughter! https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/131428036/0/0/1
-
One time I got kicked from a Prestige Leviathan fireteam for not having any clears. What even is that amirite?
-
Does anyone here have a link to "A day in the life of a Titan"?
-
"Does bacon tastes like blueberries?"
-
"My other account got deleted so I have to play on this one" Surrrrrrrrrre ! LOL
-
1 RespuestaEditado por c0ntagion: 7/3/2018 9:17:18 PMWho remembers the [i]"Destiny Ja Gjallerhorn"[/i] post from RoI. [b][i][u]Edit[/u][/i][/b] Found it: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/220602970
-
3 RespuestasA noob asked me if the gally was any good i said no, noob proceeds to dismantle gally yeah im going staright to hell
-
Oi that glimmer is mine dont pick it up
-
4 Respuestas“Hit the three lines button”
-
2 RespuestasThank you so much for that link. That xylar post was this forms peak moment. Everything else pales in comparison.
-
Fatebringer? Does that drops from engrams?
-
"Why don't you just equip all exotics?"
-
Editado por Disciple4Christ4: 7/3/2018 4:54:52 AMhttps://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/220145950/0/0 This is amazing.
-
Editado por adamsmith12: 7/3/2018 9:38:11 AMin gauntlet my clan has a little inside joke whenever we take a new/low clear guardian through, when we get to the end of the running our runners say one last random call out on dog/cup depending where the new guy is, and almost every time they shoot their arrow and start shouting at the other person to shoot theirs, who is just laughing, meanwhile, whenever we do this in a serious run with experienced you just get a reply of "shut the -blam!- up *lol*"
