[b]Crazy, Nothing And No One[/b] Say on a tree, No one fell off and Nothing said call 911 Crazy called and answered with "[b]hello I'm Crazy and I'm calling for Nothing because No one fell off form the tree[/b]"

Joke eh... well then Bungie community management

As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?" One man stepped forward. "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray." "Good," said the captain, "you pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're one short."

why did Adele cross the road [spoiler]to say hello from the other side[/spoiler] that’s the only joke I know

Here’s a joke [spoiler]Pull my finger[/spoiler]

Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He hands the innkeeper 3 nails and he asks, "Can you put me up for the night" ???

A woman met Cayde-6 at a bar and they had Cayde-sex but didn't use Lay-tex so now she's Cayde's ex. 😂😂😂

A bartender says "we don't serve time-travelers here." A time-traveler walks into a bar.

A guy is walking at a beach and he sees a girl in a wheelchair crying, he goes up to her and ask her what's wrong, she says "I'm 21 I'm in a wheelchair and I've never been kissed." So he kisses her and walks away. He hears her crying again so he goes back and asks her what's wrong again, she says "I'm 21 I'm in a wheelchair and I've never been screwed." He picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says [spoiler]There, now you're screwed[/spoiler]

What's red, white and sits in a corner? [spoiler]Baby sucking on a razor blade. [/spoiler] [spoiler]pls no ban[/spoiler]

I don't have a joke but I have a pickup line [spoiler]Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?[/spoiler] [spoiler]enough to brake the ice, hi i'm Logan[/spoiler]

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that is on your doorstep? [spoiler]Mat.[/spoiler]

What has nine arms and sucks? [spoiler]Def Leppard[/spoiler]

Tokens are your primary means of monetary exchange in the Playland. If you are tired of the ball pit, crazy tubes, and kiddy slide that all smell faintly of dirty diapers, tokens open the door to unimaginable wealth. For the bourgeois, tokens are easily acquired by begging parents for a measly $20 worth of grown up money, which can be exchanged at the prize counter for several dipping sauce cupfuls of tokens. If you were born a proletariat scrub, you must earn your tokens. But it can be done. Tokens often lurk under any arcade machine raised 2 inches or more above the floor. They chill in coin slots, and in the nooks and crannies of the jet ski or race simulator. If you search fastidiously, you can accrue enough tokens to have a chance at that stuffed panda the size of your chubby aunt Linda... But getting the panda (and with it the glory) requires finesse, dedication, and skill. You must play a strategic selection of games and challenges to increase your chances of efficiently converting your tokens into tickets. As mentioned above, tokens are your means of exchange, your only way to acquire tickets. The panda can only be freed with tickets, and the thin layer of dust covering his contorted body all wedged up between the top shelf and the ceiling, is ample proof that just anyone [b]cannot[/b] win the prize of all prizes. Bill Gates could walk in with a brief case full of platinum, and that panda wouldn't budge an inch. Not without tickets, not without tokens. Tokens are life. Tickets the symbol of their worth. You must deposit your tokens in small slots as offerings to the gods of chance and fortune. Whack the mole is a good idol for those wishing to convert physical energy into ready tickets. Slot ball is ideal for those with sharp skills and a supple hand, offering the chance for modest rewards. But the mecca of all token alters is That Which Has No Name. But that all children worship and adore. Its price: 1 paltry token. Its potential for reward: lets just say its potential for reward is the definition of the word "infinite". Its rules are tantalizingly simple: a single light quickly circles beneath a pizza sauce besmirched dome. Outside the dome a bright button flashes proudly and invitingly to all. The trick: stop the racing light with a simple push of the button, between two shimmering goal posts. The closer to the goal, the more tickets bestowed. Stop the light [i]between[/i] the goals, and the alter will shudder with an apoplectic spasm of sound and light, dispensing more tickets than the Obama administration can print hundred dollar bills. Some say George Lucas recorded R2-D2 while the poor droid was going through heroin withdrawal, and that his jubilant cries of agony are that which grace the Alter's hyperactive fanfare. If you hear that sound the -blam!-ing panda is yours. But beware, The Alter Which Has No Name recognizes neither class, race, age, skill, nor dedication. The rich have squandered fortunes upon it, all in pursuit of the panda, only to have some fat hot pocket junkie deposit a coin, mumble incoherently about sonic the hedge hog, smack the button, and win. Why someone who will likely die of diabetes at age 12 should be favored by the gods is overwhelming proof to many that if they exist, they do not care a rats ass about justice. But such is the Law of The Playland... [spoiler]RIP KP[/spoiler]

Edit: per OP's request I have deleted post.

Valentine’s Day was lonely, you could say I’ve “[b][u]BEN SOLO[/u][/b]”

What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? [spoiler]Snowballs.[/spoiler]

Joke-my life [spoiler][u][b][i]EDGY[/i][/b][/u][/spoiler]

This is a story about a young boy. On named specifically.... Walter. He didn’t grow up in the best environment. His dad had left him and his mom with the old line, “Hey, I’m going to go to the store real quick to get some milk.” Little did they know, they already had some milk. But they didn’t notice it at first, not until he didn’t arrive 3 hours later. Walter’s Mom worked 2 jobs. She worked at a pharmacy during the day. She was the one who got all of the prescriptions for people. Then, on weekend nights, she would work the night shift at a local CVS. (She didn’t work as a pharmacist here). She was a clerk. Walter was lucky to be able to go to school. Partly because their neighbors felt bad and didn’t want him to miss an an opportunity to receive a great education, as their towns school system was great. By the time Walter got to 5th grade, they started to encounter more financial struggles. Many of their neighbors were no longer able to help them, as they too began to encounter financial struggles. By the time Walter reached 7th grade, he had trouble at school. People were making fun of him at school. However, he did what he was taught and beat the living shit out of them, just about as well as your slightly below average 7th grader could. He was then expelled for 2 weeks, however his mother was proud. He didn’t let them make fun of him, he fought back. However, his mother still wasn’t happy he was expelled. They were now 3 months late on their electricity bill and just missed their heating bill. His mother had just recently gotten fired from CVS for trying to steal money from the cash register. She acquired bad habits by this point. She had began to start drinking, and arriving home angry at Walter. Walter was astonished, as he had never seen here in such a rage before. She merely shouted in an unknown language (was she even speaking any language?) and stormed to her room and went to sleep. This moment scarred Walter. It got worse as the weeks progressed. This went on until the neighbors heard Walter scream in pain upon his mother returning home one night. They had believed that she hit Walter, but he had just fallen down the stairs and got an injury. This made her mother sober instantly and she went to his aid. Within 10 minutes, police arrived to arrest Walters mother. She was angry and confused. Walter was then taken to a foster home. One Year later. He had been taken to a caring and loving family, but his mother left him with awful manners. The family did their best to try and have him accept them, but matters continuously got worse. Eventually, when he was 19, he ran away. He met some friends on his travels, and also lost some. One night, he was out with his friends. They helped bring him back on his feet. One helped him get a job. Another gave him a place to live until he could afford his own. And another helped him get his life in order and receive the medical and mental help he needed. His life was turning around. Some of his happiest moments were with these new found friends of his. His faith in God was renewed as he believed these friends to be a blessing. He wasn’t able to get an education at a college, but that didn’t stop him from learning. He went to libraries to learn more. By this time, Walter was 23. 2 Years Later. It’s Walters 24th Birthday. He found in the news that The Jacobson Family- [i]His Neighbors[/i] from when he was young- had been arrested. They had falsely accused his mother of child abuse, and even went as far as to pay police to tamper with the crime scene and plant evidence. It was a major bust in his hometown. He was astounded at this news. His friends found out about this through Walter, and decided to go to a bar tonight to celebrate, and then the next day Walter could visit his mother. However, Walter had to work late, so he told his friends he would meet them there. It was now 8:30 PM. He was 45 minutes late, but they New he was coming as he had texted them he was on his way, so they waited. So, when Walter finally parked his car, he walked into a bar. And proceeded to shout his simple word consisting of two letters: “Ow!” Your welcome for a joke with a huge backstory :)