'Twas the Night before the 11th and all through the tower Guardians wondered how their game got so sour No word from Bungie had put them at the edge of their seats "We're finally hearing from them after three f***ing weeks!" The Guardians were angry and the forums ablaze Shouting "Remove Eververse" for over 21 days As their creator returned the hopes became high That they wouldn't be dumb enough to let Destiny 2 die Would well-crafted words put an end to the fighting? Or would this be another case of typical Bungie gaslighting? As the hour grew closer, you could hear Bungie yell "We've already got your money, so you can all go to hell!"

Someone once told me “the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now, wait till you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get bored Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid All that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas? I need to get myself away from this place I said yep what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go (go!) You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold”

Give me the mic... OK, right, listen... All you Eververse haters can't say shi/t, You all bought silver and now you regret it. You didn't get that emote or sweet ass looking ship, That's doesn't mean you have rage and start to flip. You can all cry and rage and make silly posts, All over some armour and stupid looking Ghosts. Just give Bungie time and I'll bet you'll see, We will all come together and love Destiny(2). [spoiler]Yea I wasn't cut out for this[/spoiler] [spoiler]I'll stick to running around patrol and killing bad guys[/spoiler]

Bl4derunner UK. Yeah, I'd love another job by him. Meantime... "Twas the night before 11th, And all through the forum, A thousand pissed players Showed little decorum. The Dawning event, Had been visually amazing. But also a cash grab, So tempers were blazing. All throughout Christmas A war had been waged, The forums besieged, By gamers enraged. While Bungie sat silent, At the end of the year. They had all gone home For some yuletide cheer. But on the eleventh, They told us with glee, Their silence would be broken And then all would see What Bungie was offering To end players' woes And Cozmo returned To the forums, and so... We impatiently wait For this great day of learning. While our wrath be assauged... Or will it keep burning? Not up to Blade's standards, but it was typed spur of the moment, and on a smartphone.

https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/241815613 You're welcome.

''Twas the night before the 11th Where players would soon learn That Bungie won't be making Any new turns As EverVerse is making The studio a large buck Thus leaving its players Shit outta luck With guardians all joining New ones and old To protest this madness With no end to be told While Dmg does what he can To keep everyone at bay Until all hell breaks loose In less than a day And as Luke and his colleagues Think of something to do "Let's bring back old content And say that it's new" So Bungie stays lazy Which hasn't been more clear Until Anthem releases Later this year

Twas the night before the 11th Things looked very grim The chance of the Eververse gone looked increasingly slim We pleaded and begged for the store to be gone But they say we're listening like as if we're their pawns The situation escalated as they remained quiet There is no end in sight of this Eververse riot Some will wait and see Some ask what will they do To see how fate unfolds For this game called Destiny 2

Twas the night before TWAB and all through the Tower, Not a creature was stirring, except Bobby Ewing in the shower, "They did did it for me and will do it for you" "Bring back Destiny 1, kill off Destiny 2"

BLADERUNNAAAAAAAAAAA UUUUUKAAAAAAY

'Twas too late for me to step up. This announcement will be not worth the wordsmithery. Expect one after maybe? Defo for Crimson days & Warmind DLC. Edit: Maybe it's never quite 'too late' https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/241815613

Wouldnt be suprised if poem man got paid off Bungie. He knew how to tickle the community, and boy were they good tickles

He left like most sane people

Lol i came here for the poem. Where for art though poem guy

Twas the night before the 11th And all through the thread Guardians stayed woke they weren't going to bed. Destiny was sick and it needed a nurse to rid the disease of the cruel Eververse It started off friendly it played a small part but it spread to the nerves, the brain and the heart. They claim we are wolves But treat us like runts F*** your lootboxes You're all greedy C**ts

[i]Deep into that darkness peering, long I sat there wondering, fearing, Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;     But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,     And the only things there spoken were the whispered words, “Can we have more?” This Bungie whispered, and an echo murmured back the words, “NO PAY US MORE!”—             Merely this and nothing more.[/i] An edited snippet of The Raven for everyone to enjoy. *sips coffee*

‘Twas the night before the final nail in the coffin.

11th is a tough one, almost as bad as orange.

You're looking for BL4DE RUNNER UK I think this was how he spelled it.

And all throughout the forums, People won't shut the f*ck up. Go to bed. It's over. You know Eververse isn't leaving. But it'd be much better if items were scattered across every activity For incentive to play And grind every day [spoiler]just be thankful I tried. I'm pissed at all of you for not seeing the big picture. You're smarter than this.[/spoiler]

Wow this “‘twas” post has been done how many times? Get creative.