Edit: Ok I didn’t think I needed to put this in but due to the amount of salt in this thread I guess I have to: THIS IS SATIRE. If you don’t know what that is here’s a link to the definition: http://www.dictionary.com/browse/satire Warlocks AKA the epitome of all evil in the destiny universe. The Warlocks have been plaguing this land since the alpha of Destiny 1 but lately their population has skyrocketed to the second most played class only being outmatched by the whiny balloon like creatures known as hunters. But what has caused this change? We sent our crew down to the number one Warlock research facility and this is what the professionals there had to say. “Warlocks are fascinating beings, they prey on the saltiness of our goodhearted Titan population and have unique abilities that we call “easy mode”, and they have multiplied with the release of destiny 2.” What exactly is a warlock, is it a mammal? Is it a form of fungi? What is it? “Well you see the interested thing is Warlocks are actually normal beings like us, but they have been infected with the disease known simply as Warlock, this is what has caused their appearance, actions and ideology to change so drastically.” So warlock is a disease, what do you believe could be the cause of the sudden spike in the warlock population? “Though it is unclear, we think it is because of the sudden outbreak of another disease known as Destiny 2 which most will be infected by for around three weeks to a month and a half but will then develop an immunity called boredom. We think that the cross of the diseases is causing more people to become infected, hunter is a more benign form of the cross disease.” Interested, could you tell us a bit more of the disease? “Yes, there are currently four stages of the disease. The first stage of Warlock. Is irrational thinking , cringy-ness and veganism, the next is in the form of tumours that grow into these long silky strands known as bath robes, the third stage is constant spamming of Jesus the super aka stormtrance and the fourth and final stage is the belief that anyone that is not a whorelock is mentally challenged and the use of big words to make yourself sound more intelligent when you’re actually dumber then a rock.” Oh my I think my friend is a stage four, is there any hope for him? “Unfortunately no, at this stage 95% will be consumed completely by the parasitic likeness of the disease and will be lost forever, however there is still a chance that the infected will come to their senses and realize how stupid and cringy they are, but like I said it’s a small chance” Oh well that is unfortunate for my friend: daviscircus5, thank you for your time. After learning of the disease we decided to do our own research to try and figure out how one would become infected. As it turns out some are infected at birth while others instead of growing an immunity to Destiny 2 they continue to play it and the disease eventually mutates into stage two warlock, whether they go from the benign form of the disease hunter to warlock or straight to warlock it is completely random but it is clear that, this is how it starts. After discovering this we decided to dig deeper to try and learn of those infected by Warlock but have grown an immunity to Destiny 2, after five minutes of research on the war of 1812 on Wikipedia for my fourth grade history project, we learned that the answer is obvious some people had stage one warlock before they enter the world of destiny while others contracted stage two at launch. Now I know what most of you are thinking; is there a cure? Well for some it may be too late but for the rest of you the answer is simple. Warlock is parasitic, the more you play destiny 2 as it the more it grows, the answer stop playing destiny 2 and overtime you will recover. But for those of you who want to recover but still want to play this shit hole. You must first delete your warlock and join me and my Titan brethren in all that is holy, if you are not ready to make that jump the switch over to hunter, you will still be at risk but the risk will be less great. The only way to be absolutely safe is to uninstall D2. For those of you have been infected by warlock I pray for you, for those of you who are not, please do not ever be tempted to contract the disease. I thank you and the community thanks you.