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11/25/2017 4:55:26 AM
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How do you get a girlfriend
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1 RespuestaStep 1: Open the door from your mom’s basement and step outside for 3 minutes a day for the first week, increasing in duration by 3 minutes each week for 13 weeks. Step 2: Go to the barber shop and get a haircut like a man. Step 3: Get a job! Step 4: You are now able to survive in daylight, look like a human and can support life. You are good to go. The rest will just happen on its own.
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1 RespuestaYou don't, not if you value your sanity and/or free will.
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By not getting slimed
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Step one: kill the dragon at the watch tower Step two: become the thane of the city [spoiler]im so alone[/spoiler]
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Interesting
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Farst step mate is nought to ask us fer advice! Ye go out, pref'rably to an ale house or brothel. Find a fetchin' young one who makes ye giblets tingle. Grab a fistful o' her hair and say "U wee lass! Yer commin' wif me wevver u loik it oh naught!" Then wot I'd do is drag the wench to me quarters and give her room and stiff board if u know what I mean. Once she can't be takin' no more, force 'er to sign a certificate o' marriage. Crack a couple o' pints across 'er face from time to time to make sure she knows 'er place. Simple as dat.
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4 RespuestasStep 1- Make a rubber suit that makes you look like a bat Step 2- Act like an emotionless ass and create excuses as to why you can't have a relationship Step 3- Have a relationship anyway and somehow get the girl killed Step 4- Repeat steps 2 and 3 until you find a protege when you're 70.
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Editado por Catty_Wampus22: 11/27/2017 5:40:04 AMBe confident Work out Don't appear thirsty or desperate If all else fails toast/envelope
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3 RespuestasTwo puffs of faberge when it’s damp. NOT WET. Damp.
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10 RespuestasStep 1: stop referring to it as "getting a girlfriend" as if she's property
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Just be yourself... unless you’re a creepy loser. In that case be someone else.
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3 RespuestasEditado por Lebkazoo: 11/25/2017 5:13:03 AMStep 1 - don't have the [i]"Soulmate or nothing"[/i] attitude, while looking for a partner. It's better to date and spend time with people before falling in love with them. If you do fall completely in love before spending some time with them and maybe going on a couple dates, chances are you're gonna become an awkward potato that doesn't know how to talk to that girl you like.
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1 RespuestaToast/envelope.
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1 Respuestafirst, get 6 reliable followers. this can include pets, homies, and hired thugs. now, with your 6 followers, find the girlfriend you like, and start up a battle, and send out your first follower. single people are exceedingly stronger, so bring some healing items and plenty of ultra balls and timer balls you'll want to wither down her health as low as possible and apply any status effect that doesn't deal DoT, like sleep, paralysis, or frozen. if possible, raise your current mon's defense and special defense to tank the damage the girl can dish out now, just throw as many ultra balls and eventually timer balls as possible. it will take some time as girls have a low capture rate. if successful you should have a girlfriend, congratulations, now be careful that you don't get the happiness too low or it'll release itself [spoiler]but for real i cant help you, all the girls at my school are either ratchet hoes or already dating, so i gave up on irl dating for now[/spoiler]
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Editado por Spicy Water: 11/27/2017 3:05:58 AMWhy get a girlfriend when you already have two hands and the internet at your disposal! *cries in the corner
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1. Become friends with girl 2. ??? 3. Now you're using her chest as a pillow
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Try the Toast/Envelope Method. Works every time. :-)
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Buy a girlfriend net (popularly referred to as a ‘car’).
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2 RespuestasWhat's a girl?
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I dunno but i can tell you how to get a boyfriend
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I'm gonna let you in on a little secret... [spoiler]toast/envelope[/spoiler]
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Throw glitter on yourself and she'll come running
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another lost cause feelsbadman
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Toast/envelope.
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1 Respuesta
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Avoid online/mobile dating services like Badoo and Tinder. You're better off trying to court someone that you've met IRL or are friends with. You know exactly what they look like (there's no filter in real life) and you'll probably have an easier time talking to them as well.
