Happy Thursday you human specimens!
Will you press this button?
You can read books at hyper speed and retain every single little word of it.
The catch: You can only read like this in a crowded, quiet library. After you finish the book you rip a page very loudly.
Quite embarrassing.
[spoiler][/spoiler]Also you can't read eBooks, so no loop holes. :D
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Yes, please.
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I would
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Umm... -blam!- YEAH. This would have been the best in HS. It would be even more useful for college.
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1 RespuestaWhat the library crowded with...I smell a loophole
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That library is crowded in books. I'll take the power
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You never specified what is in the library, so I'll say it's crowded in good bacteria.
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11 RespuestasJoke's on you! I can't read!