First off, I plan to preorder. But jeez, have a little class. It comes off as: [i][b] Setting: BiggerTexB007 is eating a fancy dinner with his smoking hot wife. It's a birthday... or an anniversary... it's not important it's a goddamn CELEBRATION ..[/b][/i] Waiter: Sir BigTex... BiggerTex: That's BIGGERTex.. Waiter: Yes, quite. My apologies sir. Sir BIGGERTex, how is the appetizer so far? Our caviar is second to none.. are the muscles satisfactory? BiggerTex: Everything is fantastic so far. Quite an appetizer for what's to come... I am very excited for your entrees. I'll have the Filet Mignon with Lobster... my smoking hot wife will have the Seared Scallops with the crabmeat topper. Waiter: Very good sir. NOW HERE"S THE MUTHAFAHQING BILL BIOTCH! PAY UP! IN FACT, YOU WANT SOME BREAD BEFORE YOUR MEAL? PAY ME! BiggerTex: Da Fuq??? EDIT: Man, I sure do got some of you riled up. LoL, that's fine. I hope some of you at the very least got a chuckle out of the analogy. EDIT 2: Wow, a lot of "It's a common practice scrub!" And "your comparison isn't 100% reflective of the exact situation!" Replies. Good for you. Y'all make me laugh at the stupidity of it all. And then I weep at the stupidity of it all. Y'all are.... just swell. Have a good one!