When I was in 11th grade I used to walk past an elementary school when I walked home from school, everyday I'd walk home there was the same kid, about 3rd or 4th grade probably, who would lean up against the fence during recess and watch me walk past on my way home, it was kind of creepy but I thought nothing of it. One day when I was walking home I saw him again, but he seemed very nervous on that day for some reason, I kept walking and as I was walking past him he said "Hey, you, you're in High School, right?" Kind of shocked that he'd finally said something to me I stopped and without looking at him said, "yes." I could tell he was somewhat excited for some reason and it was kind of weirding me out, but anyways, a few seconds after he heard that he said, "Great, great, I want some drugs." I was really confused, apparently to him all older kids are druggies? I thought it was kind of funny though, and I decided to -blam!- with him, I told him I didn't have any drugs on me at the moment but I'd have some the next day. I went home and went to the store that night and bought some smarties, I crushed them up as much as I could and then put them in a little baggy. The next day, sure enough, the kid was waiting at the fence, I walked up to him and before I could even say anything he says in a quick and panicked voice, "Do you have any drugs?" I told him I did and he asked how much he would have to pay for them, I told him the first time was free. So I handed him the bag of crushed up smarties and he smiled, I told him to snort it and then went on my way. That was a Friday, so I had to wait until the following week to see him again, sure enough Monday afternoon after school, he was at the fence. I thought I would walk up to him and he would tell me it didn't work, then I'd be on my way. Nope. I got up to the fence and he says in his little 3rd grader voice, "Dude, that stuff was amazing, I got so high, the teachers said that drugs are bad but I loved it." This is the placebo effect at it's best my friends, I tried my best to suppress my laugh, but I smiled, apparently to him this meant that I was pleased that he got high so he started smiling too. He asked if I had anymore drugs on me and I told him no, but I would the next day. The next day comes and the kid is waiting there with a $50 dollar bill in hand, I hand him over the bag of smarties, he hands me the $50 and we go on our way. This goes on for the next week and I had a total of just over $300 dollars. Then on the following Wednesday (a week and a day after I give him the 'drugs' for the 2nd time) I finally realized how much trouble I was going to get in if someone found out, so I told the kid that I was out of drugs for good, and from that moment on I took a different route to get to my house. Fast forward one year. I'm at the movie theater with my friends and I see the kid at the movie theater. I was praying that he wouldn't see me but he did and when he did he ran over to me. He solemnly looks at me and says "I know you weren't giving me drugs..." Shit. He's going to make me pay him the money and in front of my friends too, luckily his mom is busy talking to the cashier to notice that her son had wandered off, so I didn't need to deal with her. I'm expecting him to tell me that he wants his money back when he says something I didn't expect, "Thanks for not actually giving me drugs, you probably saved my life." Surprised I laughed cautiously and said, "You're welcome." my friends were looking at me and I decided it was time to GTFO. We started walking away and he says, "Wait," I respond this by saying "I'm guessing you want your money back?" he tells me that it was his dad's money and he didn't even notice it was gone. "But I do need one thing..." he says. "What?" I asked. He says, "I need about Tree Fiddy." Now it was around this time that I realized this kid was 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the paleozoic era. Goddamnit! That Loch Ness Monster had got me again! I stood there screaming at him as he swam away in the distance. So yeah, that's the dickiest thing I've ever done to a kid, hopefully I'm not the worst here. But I haven't eaten smarties since then, that's for sure. TL;DR: Kid wants drugs, I give him some, sort of.