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Editado por JesusDied4uBro:
8/27/2016 11:08:27 PM
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Jesus Was a Sunsinger
Yeah, y'all read the title. So if you're gonna be like, "This post offends me," I've got just the solution for you. Hit the back button in the top left corner and go read something else.
But think about it! What did Jesus do? He rose from beyond death!!!
And he had to have been wearing the purifier robes! Why? He disoriented all the Roman guards near his tomb!!!
Then he started flinging grenades everywhere!! Wait, no, different story.
Anyhow...That's right! Rock on Jesus with the true radiance.
Edit: And as someone else said, he then put on the light beyond nemesis and racked up a bunch of medic medals from reviving all them saints!! Haha, love it!!
Edit 2: Man, so many responses! This is awesome! Some weren't the prettiest, lol, but that's alright. I'm pretty darn tired of typing so I'm probably not gonna be able to respond to all the posts. Y'all have fun beating each other up! Or just me... ;)
Edit 3: To everyone that can't just laugh and smile but HAVE to be offended and intolerant, this post has gotten 70+ likes and 1000+ comments! Good job, y'all!
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1 RespuestaEditado por Rey David: 8/26/2016 10:49:36 AMSomehow im amazed people went this long without making that joke here.
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7 RespuestasI love Americans......so cute and gullible The tooth fairy is also real......honest [spoiler]love those religious crazies, prefer the muzzies though, they're -blam!-ing nuts [/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasSo Judas was a hunter [spoiler]backstab for life[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaHe also has the truth since that is what he is the TRUTH.
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3 RespuestasAtheists. Atheists everywhere.
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1 RespuestaYou know when I come to #Destiny, I expect Destiny stuff. What I don't like is someone coming and perusing a topic with an ulterior motive like religion/personal agenda. That's pretty rude and deceptive.
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8 RespuestasThe one thing they have in common is they are both fictional. But Jesus was a zombie, not a Sunsinger.
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32 RespuestasWhen humans were young, going back thousands of years to the evolution of the Neanderthal, we had been looking to the sky and understanding the world for a long time. We still knew nothing. The sun set and rose, we called this a day. When the sun was up, we could work, we could survive. When the sun set, the darkness came and we couldn't see, there were things in the dark we were afraid of - however, we look to the sky, and see the stars. The stars were wonderful, and we saw shape that we eventually called the Zodiac. The year draws on and the sun lowers in the sky, to early humanity. The sun, is dying. The sun lowers and lowers until the 21st of December. This is under a star sign of the northern crux, or cross. The sun 'dies on the cross', and stays there for 3 days with no visible signs of movement. Then, on the 25th of December, it rises again. It is born again. The sun rises in the sky more and more as the year goes until the highest point in the sky and we celebrate this as the crops returning and great wealth to come. Sound familiar to anyone? Sounds like all religions to me.
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3 RespuestasBut, rez snipe?
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6 RespuestasHere's I little fact about Jesus [spoiler]he's not real[/spoiler]
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15 RespuestasThey are both fictitious characters in a made up story 🤔🤔🤔
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Sounds about right
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He used his super too early
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2 RespuestasGuess that makes Trump and his plan for a wall - a Titan That, and he lives in a bubble taunting everyone outside it.
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1 Respuesta
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He was the OG sunsinger.
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They should have a option for warlocks to have beards. I mean we are the Gandalfs of this game and intellects always have long grey beards. Lmao
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And let me throw the BIGGEST Wrench for you all here...JESUS was A JEW ;) Enjoy
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10 RespuestasHell's got bad connection, (probably why it's called hell), so no wonder it took three days.
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Day late dollar short....
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Jesus: OH YOU WANNA SEE JESUS-Err... ME!
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U and all will bowcat His presence
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Dick's out for Jesus!
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6 RespuestasWhat's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? [spoiler]it only takes one nail to hang the picture[/spoiler]
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25 RespuestasJesus rising from the dead invalidates his martyrdom. A sacrifice isn't a sacrifice unless he stays dead.
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4 RespuestasExotic boots that let you walk on water confirmed. [spoiler]Still more useful than the Knucklehead Radar[/spoiler]
