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Editado por JesusDied4uBro:
8/27/2016 11:08:27 PM
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Jesus Was a Sunsinger
Yeah, y'all read the title. So if you're gonna be like, "This post offends me," I've got just the solution for you. Hit the back button in the top left corner and go read something else.
But think about it! What did Jesus do? He rose from beyond death!!!
And he had to have been wearing the purifier robes! Why? He disoriented all the Roman guards near his tomb!!!
Then he started flinging grenades everywhere!! Wait, no, different story.
Anyhow...That's right! Rock on Jesus with the true radiance.
Edit: And as someone else said, he then put on the light beyond nemesis and racked up a bunch of medic medals from reviving all them saints!! Haha, love it!!
Edit 2: Man, so many responses! This is awesome! Some weren't the prettiest, lol, but that's alright. I'm pretty darn tired of typing so I'm probably not gonna be able to respond to all the posts. Y'all have fun beating each other up! Or just me... ;)
Edit 3: To everyone that can't just laugh and smile but HAVE to be offended and intolerant, this post has gotten 70+ likes and 1000+ comments! Good job, y'all!
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Editado por jlboozer: 8/26/2016 2:05:13 PMYou're very unoriginal....just saying, very bad attempt at trying to be funny [spoiler]....and you're a scrub, no skill!! [/spoiler] [i]Jesus still loves you!![/i]
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I can dig it
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1 RespuestaHe then switched to Light Beyond Nemesis and racked up a ton of Medic medals reviving all those other saints
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11 Respuestas#JesusIsMyFavoriteFairytale
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1 RespuestaIf jesus come back, we will kill him again. Thats what the "And Stay Down" medal is for.
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9 RespuestasThis is sacrilege
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6 RespuestasI Said this to you once man I'll tell it to you again. Warlockmasterclass bitches disagree? [spoiler]I'll RAM YOUR ASS [/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasWell Sunbreakers Hammered him to the cross...
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3 RespuestasJesus is a mexican
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My dude! This made me smile
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3 RespuestasWrong. He was nerfed to the ground in a first place.
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Shoulder charge?
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1 RespuestaWhat's white, sticky, and moves across the sky at a million miles an hour? [spoiler]The coming of the lord[/spoiler]
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5 RespuestasSo you are saying.... [spoiler]nerf fusion rifles[/spoiler]
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1 Respuestahe was also fiction just like a warlock
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1 RespuestaHate to break it to you but somebody made this conclusion a long time ago on these very forums.
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2 RespuestasOh, I see you like fairy tales. I do to. Some of my favorites are 'Sword of Shannara' and 'Lord of the Rings'.
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1 RespuestaOooorrrrrr... he just had Dinklebot at his side.... ya know, since all guardians are resurrected in the beginning.
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10 RespuestasJesus was just the first illusionist. Show spoiler
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1 RespuestaPretty sure this joke has been posted a few times over the last few years .... just saying.
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Amen brother, Amen.
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1 RespuestaNah just a red bar warrior. Lagged back to a place before he was crucified.
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We were doing daughters and a guy fell off so we had to kill the last daughter in ten seconds we so nearly killed her then we all died, then somebody self resed sniped the daughter in the face and killed her. So i'd agree with this post
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3 RespuestasGot evidence? Or just a book that's, at best, a collection of theory's?
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I think Jesus was around before guardians
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1 RespuestaEditado por Rey David: 8/26/2016 10:49:36 AMSomehow im amazed people went this long without making that joke here.
