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Editado por JesusDied4uBro:
8/27/2016 11:08:27 PM
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Jesus Was a Sunsinger
Yeah, y'all read the title. So if you're gonna be like, "This post offends me," I've got just the solution for you. Hit the back button in the top left corner and go read something else.
But think about it! What did Jesus do? He rose from beyond death!!!
And he had to have been wearing the purifier robes! Why? He disoriented all the Roman guards near his tomb!!!
Then he started flinging grenades everywhere!! Wait, no, different story.
Anyhow...That's right! Rock on Jesus with the true radiance.
Edit: And as someone else said, he then put on the light beyond nemesis and racked up a bunch of medic medals from reviving all them saints!! Haha, love it!!
Edit 2: Man, so many responses! This is awesome! Some weren't the prettiest, lol, but that's alright. I'm pretty darn tired of typing so I'm probably not gonna be able to respond to all the posts. Y'all have fun beating each other up! Or just me... ;)
Edit 3: To everyone that can't just laugh and smile but HAVE to be offended and intolerant, this post has gotten 70+ likes and 1000+ comments! Good job, y'all!
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1 RespuestaRelevant username is relevent.
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1 RespuestaJesus was the first zombie, get him rick!
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3 Respuestasthis is old. go home little acolyte.
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4 RespuestasLike before people write posts now i think they should take into consideration, that this game has been out for two years, everything that could be posted pretty much has been, and if your not bringing any originality to the forum i'd rather not have to waste data downloading your shitty posts shitty title. Thankyou.
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Jesus was a gardener
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6 RespuestasHe must of had 0 intellect cause it took him three days to get his super charged.
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Jesus is a noob
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5 RespuestasThis post offends me. What can I possibly do?
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3 Respuestas[b]PATIENTLY WAITS FOR PISSED OFF ATHEISTS[/b]
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Just started slinging grenades
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6 RespuestasHere come the Atheist crawling out of the wood work.
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44 RespuestasNo such thing sheeple. Wake up.
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7 RespuestasProve he existed or go.
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1 RespuestaTechnically, Jesus is my gardner.
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10 RespuestasI was using fire born instead of self rez :(
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1 RespuestaNo Jesus was a Titan that why he's still carrying the cross for all you shits.
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5 RespuestasThat's pretty funny. [spoiler]Honestly don't understand why all these aeithest and Jesus Christian believers are arguing. It's a right to believe in what you want. I'm not gonna hate you just because you don't believe in Jesus. Plus, this post was supposed be funny. Not a heated argument about the existence of Jesus. I'm Catholic, so please go on and hate.[/spoiler]
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That's why people call them flame Jesus
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4 RespuestasI'm vegan.
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1 RespuestaImagine what would happen if he was a Voidwalker...
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So much lag, it took 3 days for the self-res to register. Ban Jesus for lagswitching
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Editado por BERSEKAEL: 8/26/2016 7:26:40 PMMax Int. Helps
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& even you couldn't kill anyone.
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SunSinger Jesus, banish the darkness into pigs,Created many orbs of light (Before his nerf),Helped the saints do the temple Merchant raid,Got nerfed by Romens only to come back stronger.
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**Cues the Nostalgia Critic Man of Steel obnoxious symbolism voice** [b][i]"I AM JESUS!! I AM JESUS!!!! I AM JESUS!!"[/i][/b]
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5 RespuestasCongrats.. you made a joke that is nearly 2 years old.
