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Editado por bunszheider:
8/11/2016 9:26:50 PM
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If you stand in the Taken Goo...
If you ever do a mission and you see that Taken Goo on the floor (possibly on walls but you have to be very close) stand on it, your controller starts to vibrate and you can use it as a massage tool! No more going to Happy Endings down the street, you have it in your own home!
No need to get the DLC for it either IT'S FREE.
(Edit. Never thought this would be funny. Thanks for all the replies!)
(Edit#2. Holy Replies! Something nice to see after getting off....... work. Haha)
[spoiler]Holy Trending...[/spoiler]
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Jesus H Macy. Also, I'll be so glad when that stupid crap is removed.
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Jesus H Macy. Also, I'll be so glad when that stupid crap is removed.
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26 RespuestasI use to hold down the trigger on the Halo reach falcon turret for continuous vibration so my gf could masturbate. Idec if she masturbates. It made her happy and I was happy then we had sex. incoming "thats just because you cant please her". [spoiler]shut up[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaIf you stand in taken goo you can here the sounds of bungie saying nerf it nerf it nerf it
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1 RespuestaI approve
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22 RespuestasYeah um I have vibration turned off because I'm not a sad lonely little man....
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Now I know why that female guardian was just sitting on it.
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1 RespuestaNot what I expected.... >_>
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This is great and disgusting at the same time.
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1 RespuestaEditado por sparkyinkansas: 8/9/2016 3:10:57 PMVibrations too op needs nerf bungie
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1 RespuestaThe fu*k? Godammit OP, when are you gonna learn PLAYING DESTINY IS YOUR PLEASURE!?! You don't need no vibrate to get your rocks off, you should be busting a nut every headshot you get if your a TRUE destiny fan :/ COME ON PEOPLE get your priorities straight :(
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2 RespuestasWhat is this abomination of a thread
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1 RespuestaEditado por ScotchEggsRules: 8/9/2016 10:43:43 AMImagine the amount of tooth picks you'd go through cleaning the cracks and creases on the controll...ah, never mind *cough*
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[b]Medical massage professionals [u]hate[/u] him![/b]
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1 RespuestaBUMP IF THATS THE ONLY REASON YOU BOUGHT DESTINY!!!!! Bump #Tamponmasterrace
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1 Respuesta( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 RespuestaFemale Destiny players are all of a sudden not looking for a boyfriend after this post came out...
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Why do you think they named her the Stranger!!!!
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1 RespuestaBunz = GOAT
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17 RespuestasWell now theres something cayde likes about the taken Cabal: good strategys and tactics Hive: great architecture Fallen: excellent at making jokes Vex: can make a useful hat stand Taken on the other hand i didnt like anything about them... until now
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CursedK
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2 RespuestasYou use it as a pleasuring toy? I just use the vibrations to scare off squeakers by setting the controller on my coffee table and mimic gunshots. Works every time. : )
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6 RespuestasMaybe if I get a bunch of controllers and amp up the vibration, I could make a chainsaw!
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5 RespuestasEditado por Nkarii: 8/8/2016 11:12:12 AMIt's also really trippy if you stand in one while you're stoned XD Edit: after reading replies this post has renewed my faith in the Destiny community
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I bet all the girls love this post
