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Go look at one of those "hang in there baby" posters. You know, something like a kitten hanging from a clothes line
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15 RespuestasWhat would happen if everyone on the planet farted at once?
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Moscow Strange and mysterious Towers of red gold Cold as ice Moscow But one who really knows you He knows that a fire burns So hotly in you Cossacks, hey hey hey, raise your glasses, hey Natasha, ha ha ha, you are beautiful, ah ha Comrades, hey hey hey, here's to life, hey To your health, brother, hey, brother, ho! Moscow, Moscow Throw your glasses at the wall Russia is a beautiful land Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Your spirit is so great The Devil's loose there every night Ha ha ha ha ha, hey Moscow, Moscow Love tastes like caviar Maidens are for kissing there Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Come, we'll dance on the table Until the table collapses Ha ha ha ha ha Moscow Door to the past Mirror of the age of Tzars Red like blood Moscow He who knows your spirit Knows that love burns Hot as embers Cossacks, hey hey hey, raise your glasses, hey Natasha, ha ha ha, you are beautiful, ah ha Comrades, hey hey hey, here's to life, hey To your health, maiden, hey, maiden, ho! Moscow, Moscow Throw your glasses at the wall Russia is a beautiful land Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Your spirit is so great The Devil's loose there every night Ha ha ha ha ha, hey Moscow... Lala lala lala la, lala lala lala la Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow... Lala lala lala la, lala lala lala la Ha ha ha ha ha Oh, oh oh oh, oh, oh oh oh, oh, oh oh oh oh... On the cold days, when the air clatters against the empty streets and plazas, and the snow covered Kremlin tower because Moscow seems to be asleep. But at night, there are clinking glasses after the Crimean champagne flowed freely, danced, laughed, and loved. Moscow lives! Moscow! Moscow! Moscow, Moscow One drinks vodka pure and cold It makes you live a hundred years ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Old buddy, your glass is empty But in the cellar there's still more Ha ha ha ha ha Moscow... Moscow... Moscow Old and also young together. In all eternity, You still stand there. Moscow Your heart beats strong and wide. It beats for rich and poor In this city. Cossacks, hey hey hey, raise your glasses, hey Natasha, ha ha ha, you are beautiful, ah ha Comrades, hey hey hey, here's to life, hey To your health, brother, hey, brother, ho! Moscow, Moscow Throw your glasses at the wall Russia is a beautiful land Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Your spirit is so great The Devil's loose there every night Ha ha ha ha ha, hey Moscow, Moscow Love tastes like caviar Girls there are kissing Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Come, we'll dance on the table Until the table collapses Ha ha ha ha ha, hey!
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Is that fish i smell?
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Well you may be in a bad mood now but just know that mood will quickly shift later on trust me, something good should happen later on and put a smile right back onto your face so keep your chin up and move onwards.
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2 RespuestasEditado por crazeeavery: 6/29/2016 7:15:00 PMOk I'll try [spoiler]A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Lexus convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Lexus, looked at the old man, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, it's Friday and my shift ends in 30 minutes. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused........ Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, Sir," replied the Trooper.[/spoiler] Show spoiler
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Succ Fish says: "Succ succ"
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I know how to cheer you up!
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1 Respuesta*[i]teabags op after shotgun camping around a corner like it takes skill[/i]*
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1 Respuestame when i see someone depressed or in a bad mood
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1 RespuestaWhat do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth
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read this artical
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2 RespuestasMmm... I'm a potato.
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