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6/28/2016 1:16:31 AM
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Me am magic man
Me magic man. Me friends with stabby man and bubble man. Me do not understand why Nerf god hit me with nerf hammer.
My fire nades no work no more..
That make magic man very sad. Sometimes me make much magic for bad punchy man. Other time me friends say mean things at me because of big magic purple thing. Sometimes me just scared and do not know what to do. Please stabby man and bubble man no hate me anymore me want to be friend. Also why hate me big scary purple thing? it hurt big bug things, scary skeleton people, big frogs , and takin guys for friends so we all live and play together. Me try to not slap with scary lightning palm but some times bubble man throw weird nade and take away my magic that scares magic man very much sometime hunter sneak up on magic man and me so scared me throw fire nades everywhere. Please don't hat magic man, me just want friend. Me just want to protect friends with fire again. ;-;
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It was funny with a Titan, because Titans are commonly regarded as big and dopey jock types. But the joke has exhausted itself.
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I thought you had a cage.......get back in there. I told you the light is bad and people will hurt you.
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Me nerf God Me recommend astroglide and comfy pillow for when you meet nerf hammer again
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Bubble Man sorry Bubble Man put bubble for protect Magic Man Magic Man have Magic Hands Me protect Magic Hands
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Are all these posts by the same guy? Be honest.
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1 RespuestaAw shit. I just finished righting a sophisticated version called "I, the warlock"
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1 RespuestaMagic man, I be your friend.
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1 RespuestaMe wish I could help. Me miss fire, use to make campfire for stabby and bubble men. We tell story and eat fluffy sticky stuff that put on stick. Now friends yell when I do fire, say it "OP"... me so cold without fire.
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These are pretty funny, keep em' coming!
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Me hollow man. Me not seen. Me shotgun. Me hated. Me don't care. Me hollow man.
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4 RespuestasEditado por Guardian1402: 6/28/2016 1:32:34 PMGotta do it with a proper smart intellectual sounding voice
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13 RespuestasStealing someone's else's work. Classic warlocks
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1 RespuestaThis is the only retarded warlock existing
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13 RespuestasIt doesn't work with hunters/warlocks. The reason the OP had done it as a Titan is because Titans are stereotyped as "big and strong but dumb" hence the OP talking like a cave man. Think of the hulk. It's doesn't work for hunters/warlocks BC they're aren't stereotyped the same way. Hunters would be talking sly, smooth, clever, witty. Think of star lord or Han Solo. Warlocks would talk very intelligent with high vocabulary. Think of a Jedi like qui gon Jin, or Mr Miyagi (might be spelled wrong) Bump so people actually understand the joke.
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1 RespuestaI would have rather seen this in a Shakespeare format. So much for magic and intelligence :3
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6 RespuestasYou completely missed the point of the "me am titan" thread and this shit is retarded. Warlocks are the intelectuals.
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1 RespuestaWarlocks aren't stupid man. [i]~I'll Ram your ass![/i]
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1 RespuestaGo back to school. Every real Warlock knows the basics of grammar.
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Me am Potato Titan me wunta bet yue en tik tak to. ._.
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Much sad
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quality shitposts, best on the Internet :)
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13 RespuestasDidn't even trend as much as my other one.. ;-;
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Really?
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1 RespuestaWould've been better if you wrote this out using a ton of uncommon words. Y'know, because Warlocks are supposed to be intellectuals.
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This is dumb
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I expect this from a Titan but a Warlock should have some intelligence
