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5/21/2016 10:16:39 PM
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I also have a childhood story for y'all.
>be me
>senior year
>halfway through the year two new students join, named Ling and Ving
>pretty much the stereotype for Asian students
>Ving comes into class and sits next to me
>turns out to be pretty cool
>we get to know each other and become friends
>he says he'll let me cheat off of him if I do something for him
>says it's all he wants in the world
>ask him what it is
>he says he wants to change his name
>can't say I blame him, his name is Ving
>ask him what he wants to change it to
>he says Lee, like Bruce Lee
>whatever.jpg
>after school
>Ving's getting in my car
>gonna take him to town hall
>Ling comes by
>"Nooooo! Don't do it Ving!"
>"I hate my name, it's terrible."
>"But it's been in our family for generations!"
>"I don't care."
>"Well at least let me come with"
>I shrug and let her in
>go to town hall
>Ving goes up to the counter and starts filling out the forum
>his sister looks at him in a disapproving way
>30 minutes later
>turns in the forum
>then he starts crying
>"Wait!"
>counter lady looks at him
>"I can't do it!"
>counter lady says that there's a few to cancel it
>he says he doesn't have any cash
>Ling comes over
>"Don't worry Ving, I brought my purse, you're doing the right thing."
>she's rummaging through her purse when suddenly,
>Massive Asian man bursts in
>wearing gardening hat, cargo shirt, and an American flag shirt
>he's gone full American
>he runs up to Ving
>takes a knee
>looks him right in the eye
>"Don't stop, be Lee Ving."
>"Hold on to that fee, Ling."
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#Offtopic
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Dear diary, Today, op posted funny green text. Today was good day.
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Ive seem this before, but still top kek
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I read this on the toilet as I speak. This makes me wanna shit the rest of my insides out.
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Didn't see that coming. 5/7
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1 RespuestaI can't tell if these shitposts are getting more clever or dumber.
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4/10 seen this on here before, but it's still entertaining
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I'm just a city boy...
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Took exactly 2.7 seconds for that to register. Gg.
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This was a fantastic toilet read
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Don't stop believing Hold on to that feeling! [spoiler]lol[/spoiler]
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[quote]>be me >senior year >halfway through the year two new students join, named Ling and Ving >pretty much the stereotype for Asian students >Ving comes into class and sits next to me >turns out to be pretty cool >we get to know each other and become friends >he says he'll let me cheat off of him if I do something for him >says it's all he wants in the world >ask him what it is >he says he wants to change his name >can't say I blame him, his name is Ving >ask him what he wants to change it to >he says Lee, like Bruce Lee >whatever.jpg >after school >Ving's getting in my car >gonna take him to town hall >Ling comes by >"Nooooo! Don't do it Ving!" >"I hate my name, it's terrible." >"But it's been in our family for generations!" >"I don't care." >"Well at least let me come with" >I shrug and let her in >go to town hall >Ving goes up to the counter and starts filling out the forum >his sister looks at him in a disapproving way >30 minutes later >turns in the forum >then he starts crying >"Wait!" >counter lady looks at him >"I can't do it!" >counter lady says that there's a few to cancel it >he says he doesn't have any cash >Ling comes over >"Don't worry Ving, I brought my purse, you're doing the right thing." >she's rummaging through her purse when suddenly, >Massive Asian man bursts in >wearing gardening hat, cargo shirt, and an American flag shirt >he's gone full American >he runs up to Ving >takes a knee >looks him right in the eye >"Don't stop, be Lee Ving." >"Hold on to that fee, Ling."[/quote]
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Editado por RedAlertSteve: 5/23/2016 4:06:14 AM>sees post > says to self "it's too long" > leaves
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Seen this post before Was the first funny thing I read in offtopic last year
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Seen it before, but gotta read it every time. Pure gold.
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Gotta love greentext
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This is old but gold
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I had to read it twice to understand
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1 Respuesta
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Heard this one before but still 9/10
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1 RespuestaSTREET LIGHTS [spoiler]PEAPOLE [/spoiler]
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Wow, I didn't know so much mOLD could live in the cOLD. I was tOLD mOLD would only live in warm places.
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As soon as I saw the names, I knew...
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That was unexpectedly gr8
