In mother Russia, little old lady rob you.
In mother Russia, trampoline jump on you.
That's all I'm doing, now you post.
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2 RespuestasIn Mother Russia, Call of Duty dislikes YouTube.
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In mother Russia, posters put you on walls
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1 RespuestaSoviet goes into an auto shop and buts a car. The man at the counter says "it'll be delivered on march 22 in 10 years." The man says "About what time?" To which the dealer responds"why does it mayter" Soviet says "I'm getting a fridge in the morning" Stupid joke but still
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In mother Russia victim r@pe you.
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1 RespuestaIn Soviet Russia, additional pylons must construct you.
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1 RespuestaChina is red England is blue In Soviet Russia [spoiler]Poem write you[/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasIn Soviet Russia, stripper pay you. In Soviet Russia, you strip for stripper. In America you get right to bear arms, in Soviet Russia, you get right to whole bear.
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In Mother Russia, Firefly Explode You! Not my joke, I know, but I laughed when I saw it.
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Russian bump
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3 RespuestasYou see Ivan, should always be give tank blow job so never mechanical frustrate
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Editado por moo: 5/16/2016 11:54:14 PMBand-aid? In mother Russia, we call that Bitch Sticker.
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3 RespuestasIn Soviet Russia, World Trade Center flies into planes!
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2 RespuestasIn capitalist America, bank rob you.
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4 RespuestasRoses are red Violets are red If your not red You get shot in your head -Stalin
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1 RespuestaIn Mother Russia, Daddy has stripper problems
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Editado por Dr_Sorethumb: 5/17/2016 7:07:20 PMIn modern Russia, country visit you. [spoiler]These originated in the 1980s iirc[/spoiler] Bonus: In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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1 RespuestaIn mother Russia, sex have you! ^-*
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2 RespuestasIn Mother Russia, Waldo find you
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In mother Russia, pokemon try to catch you
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4 RespuestasIn mother Russia, Shit posts you.