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5/16/2016 3:59:18 AM
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Just found out my parents are voting for Hillary
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8 RespuestasShow them this Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and With A smile on his face, says, "The media are really tearing you apart for That Scandal." Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to Hide my Activities?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, Hiring Cronies, And taking bribes from foreign countries? Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without The Benefit of the law?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?" Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?" Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?" Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?" Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Turning our backs on Israel?" Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "The joke Iran Nuke deal? " Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? " Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months Later they declared bank ruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Lying about landing in Bosnia under heavy sniper fire?" Trump: "No, the other one Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware and China when Bill left Office?" Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".
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1 RespuestaThis is pretty sad, but at the same time, I couldn't help but smile.
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4 Respuestasno one votes here anymore, our government picks their own leaders regardless of who votes for what.
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Atleast she's not insane I guess
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Editado por Parazrael: 5/20/2016 1:18:38 AMAnyone got that suicide prevention post the Ninjas always use, copied and ready to paste?
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Same :/
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1 RespuestaWhen they start asking you questions, just blatantly and make it obvious that your lying. When they ask what's going on with you, just tell them you're acting like the person they voted for.
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Kill them while they're sleeping.
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Editado por SpaghettiMonster: 5/19/2016 6:52:11 AM"It is possible for a child to disown a parent if the parent relies on the child financially, otherwise, the child would have to be disowned."
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1 RespuestaI mean... When your choices are Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich it really doesn't matter. I'm not going to vote, but, I'd be more inclined to vote Hilldog in than Trump
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10 RespuestasHillary Clinton is actually worse than Trump. After the shit that went down in the Nevada Primary, it's clear that she would destroy democracy in order to win.
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So you still live with them? If that is a yes? Then STFU and mommy will be in shortly to Vaseline your balls. Goddamn fruitbake! Lives under someone else's roof and thinks his opinion matters.
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Womp womp
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1 RespuestaWhenever they call you and it's important just say "I'm going to do what Hillary did with Benghazi." then just do nothing
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uote]Show them this Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and With A smile on his face, says, "The media are really tearing you apart for That Scandal." Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to Hide my Activities?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, Hiring Cronies, And taking bribes from foreign countries? Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without The Benefit of the law?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?" Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?" Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?" Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?" Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Turning our backs on Israel?" Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "The joke Iran Nuke deal? " Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? " Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months Later they declared bank ruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Lying about landing in Bosnia under heavy sniper fire?" Trump: "No, the other one Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware and China when Bill left Office?" Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".[/quote]
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Kill your parents
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42 RespuestasMy wife says she's going to vote for Hitlery if she gets the nomination. We'll be getting divorced if she votes for that criminal. That woman needs to be hung for treason.
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Matricide and patricide are always options.
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Its never too late to wrap yourself in a blanket and cry on some rich people their doorstep.
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Time to get adopted.
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Editado por Dropzone8o8: 5/18/2016 2:17:34 AMVoting [i]for[/i] Hillary versus voting [i]against[/i] Trump is different.
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My parents are voting for Trump. It's tough
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5 RespuestasBetter than voting Trump.
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