Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Randal in the head. We named it the Big Bang.

Breathes in deeply, Ether filling four-lungs. Feels Light-Tingles, knows Dead-with-Light is near. See it he does not, but does not care. Killed and restored thousand times, makes him sharper weapon. Foes fare better in retreat than assault, mercy not given. Dead-with-Light, spattered with blood of Two-Dreg-Watch. Stolen Pike from Three-Pike-Guard. Randal was in Whirlwind, did not crumble. Seen worse things among stars. Pike-Thunder tickles not pains. Laughs, hearty and true. Dead-with-Light pales in Shadow-of-Randal. Hatred-from-Barrels strike Dead-with-Light, leave holes in Pike. Pike explodes, Dead resumes advance. Strikes him with palm. Randal returns strike, Dead staggers but still stands. Randal makes Barons bow with blows. Laughs again, Dead not so weak. Dead-with-Light becomes Sun-with-Wings. Fire-Founts pour from hands, wreathe Randal in pain. Roars, angered bellows. With Fury-Rage Randal fires Hatred again. Dead-with-Light roars, suffers like Randal. Both struggle, gnashed teeth in pain. Dead-with-Light falls, kneels before Randal. Randal falls, kneels before Dead-with-Light. Dead speaks Eliksni, Words-of-Metal Randal hears. [u]"You are not like others. You have Strength-of-Kell. How?"[/u] Growls, never spoke to Dead before. Change-of-Pace. [i]"Strength not always in size. Sometimes Strength is stolen, ripped from bones. The Great Machine made Eliksni Blessed-with-Ether. Randal was Chosen-from-House to serve. Whirlwind followed the Great Machine, made Eliksni Fall. Tears-of-Light became river, Fallen sorrow unbound. Randal did not Fall. Randal stole command of Reavers, from House-of-Bones. Ripped Light from Sky, stole Shadow from Stone. Reforged Reavers in Penumbra. Randal took largest share of Strength for himself."[/i] Dead-with-Light slumps, Empty-of-Soul. Randal slumps, Full-of-Joy. Told his tale, now Dead-with-Light must tell it too. Vessel-of-Light will bring Dead back, Randal will wait. [b]Randal never dies.[/b]

Make him a Major he deserves his promotion

Petition to rename Randal the Vandal to Randal, Kell of Kells. Edit: Or a list of DLC names featuring Randal lol

I thought he's there, but doesn't have his super strength? Comes out with his shank buddy.. He's just a major.

I'd delete the game if they got rid of Randal.

First time I saw Randal was immediately after I got my Gjallerhorn last year. I fired all my rockets at him and he caught them. I was so discouraged I fled to orbit and banished my gjally to the vault. It's kill count remains at 0 to this day.

If the next expansion doesn't involve Randal, then we riot.

I hit Randal dead on with a fusion rifle... His health started REGENERATING

I have never ran into him. Lol where is he at?

One day, he shall tame Xylar and ride the mythical creature through space, randomly tracking you on patrol, in the crucible, on any planet or location and putting out your light once and for all. [spoiler]beware the coming of Ragnar0k[/spoiler]

Randal should be immortalized by Bungie, they should leave him just how he is permanently, but change his name to Randal the Vandal with a small shrine or totem inside the cave he spawns in

In year one. I told people he drops Legendary engrams for melee only kills 1/10 times., but only if u don't die. I told them that is the legendary loot cave he and his shank buddy come out of. One guy told me he spent 3 days trying to kill him 10 times melee only without dying. I lost it laughing. He deleted me from friends list. Epic.

The memories

Sorry guys, im sorta new, who is randall? And where can i find him.

Chuck Norris jokes are just that jokes. Replace the name Chuck Norris with Randal the Vandal and they become facts.