I had this idea a small while ago but nows the time to say it.
So, what they do is put out an announcement saying that "they're going to bring Gjallarhorn back on April 1st, 2016. All guardians who log on from March 29th-April 5th will recieve a free 335 Gjallarhorn in their post master on April 12th". Here's the kicker. Actually give everyone who logs in during the allotted time period the gun at level 335. The real prank? It's quite sad. The required level to equip it; is level 41. Meaning it's impossible to use. And once it's even possible to equip, in the next DLC, is completely obsolete. It's the perfect crime. Bungie didn't lie, they delivered what they promised and they pulled of a good prank.
But to avoid the "BUNGIE F***** US OVER" comments, they instead add a "Good sport buff" which last a month and doubles all experience, reputation, currency gains and every loot drop is guaranteed to be at least 305 in normal kings fall, 315 in hard kings fall, iron banner (from rank 5) and once all the stuff in the update comes out, all the PoE loot drops are guaranteed to be 325.
I think this'd be a good prank but also helps people level up with the new stuff, giving people who were here for longer a head start just for being here XD
Edit: Someone had the brilliant idea to take of the possibility to infuse this gun as it is still a 335. So... Definitely. No 335 truth for you people who wanted one :)
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2 RespuestasEditado por Spawn: 3/26/2016 2:25:24 AM#RIPTigerman
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1 RespuestaThey make the kvostov do 500 damage per bodyshot
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April fools idea? How about actually giving a fúck for once?
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April fool idea????? To tell us the April Update is an April Fool joke.
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April fools idea for Destiny. Everything is one shot kill in PvP...
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Editado por dance4carrot: 3/27/2016 10:12:59 AMThey don't do anything or say anything, then 1 minute before noon they release a new raid and post "April fools mofos". That would be ok
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1 RespuestaThey should nerf fusion rifles but not nerf fusion rifles [spoiler]SAVAGE[/spoiler]
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Hand out a "Guacmoon".
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1 Respuestathey should tell us all that the april update was just a prank and its not going to happen
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3 RespuestasEditado por ElderWolfWalker: 3/26/2016 1:52:44 PMMake all engrams on the floor appear to be yellow (exotic) but when you pick them up they're something else (unless it's actually an exotic)
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7 RespuestasAs far as April fools goes, if I was Bungie the announcement I would make. Everybody gets a new Gjallarhorn on April 12, you log in go to the postmaster & pick up , yep you guessed it, a new horn for your sparrow : )
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The April Fools joke is that the new update isn't even real.
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3 RespuestasEditado por Major Fluffball: 3/26/2016 4:36:44 AMYou know what they really should do? Sell Year 2 Gjallarhorn, Ice Breaker, and Thorn. [spoiler]All for 25001 glimmer each.[/spoiler]
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Editado por EvalMan: 3/26/2016 8:19:32 PMJust infuse it to another gun you can use....
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4 RespuestasBest April Fools Day Joke, Bungie Announces Huge Warlock nerf set to totally destroy the entire sunsinger class. Turns out they over buff the living hell out of it... Fire bolts have entire map blast radius and instant kill everything... Grenades instantly regen the moment you throw them.. Warlock's Radiance when activated takes 2 minutes to fully drain and they have 99% damage resistance. Forums will be, "OMG WTFF Warlocks too damn OP!" Bungie will be like, "Well, you guys keep saying Warlocks are OP, so... we'll show you what OP really is." Happy day
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Or Bungie announce they are re-doing prison of elders. Oh no, wait! That already happened.
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1 RespuestaGonna be check points! No check points.
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8 RespuestasI think that bunge should ban all the players that posted on the forums they quit.
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16 RespuestasMara Sov seduces you into her secret room in the reef, performs f3llatio, nasty stuff happens.... Then she pulls her face off only for her to now be [spoiler]BE[/spoiler] [spoiler]ULDREN SOV [/spoiler]
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They already have something planned The update to Poe is actually 45 euros
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2 RespuestasSuper mega buff the kvostov and you have to delete a character to get that version
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It's been said, but....infusion :)
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I would take a free 335, I'll just infuse it into my Bolt Caster.
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No we should not complain and compliment bungie [spoiler]only on April fools[/spoiler]
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Black engrams everywhere