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You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia LaBeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia LaBeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia LaBeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia LaBeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia LaBeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia LaBeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia LaBeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia LaBeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia LaBeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia LaBeouf Wait! He isn't dead! Shia Surprise! There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes. But you can do Jiu Jitsu Body Slam superstar Shia LaBeouf Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You're chopping off his head now You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf His head topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Shia LaBeouf

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I just bought arkham knight

Drink bleach maybe?

Paintshop = Bae

It's ok, don't worry the doctors say it is normal. Just follow my inatractions and you will be fine. Take the box carefully and put it into a bin. Do not open the box is important. Then take the bin and throw it out of the window, becarefull to not open the box! Ok now you are almost done, after trowing the bin out, burn the bin apart, make sure that the box won't open either on that phase! Ok now you are done, just remember to not open the box and you will be fine.

The game is okay the community is garbage

Activision /\ |

Wow[spoiler]*wink*[/spoiler]

Cool

[quote]Call me what you want but I needed a new game[/quote] ... I too fell for this trap.. Now it collects digital data dust..

#Gaming

#Gaming

May be just me, but it gets boring quick. Had it for months with no motivation to prestige. & the campaign is just like...huh?

Return it

It's a great game.

Idk if it is just me, but I was extremely disappointed in the game. It wasn't awful, but I guess waiting for 6-7 months from a pre-order really does change your idea..

It's actually a great game. Maybe I just have low expectations after ghosts and advanced warfare

[b][i][u]Imagine yourself in a frozen forreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeest!!!1[/u][/i][/b] WHAT THE -blam!-..................................is that, Kane?!

I'm sorry for your loss

I bought the season pass; I hope the multiplayer maps and the last 3 zombies maps tape a right turn.