Tell me anything weird that you've seen or experienced in a public bathroom. This could include graffiti, people, quality of bathroom, stories from others, things written on the stall, etc.
I'll start,
This one is from my dad, My father was on his way home to work when he went to Waffle House (a restaurant that serves breakfast, it's popular in America). He had to use the bathroom so he walked over and saw it said "vacant". He walked in to see a man, pants all the way down bending over in front of the mirror, wiping. Keep in mind he's wiping over a sink that people use to wash their hands. He noticed my dad let out a feminine yelp and my dad closed the door. From there on out he has never used a bathroom at Waffle House. The End
Your turn.
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be me. be atta burger place, with an A from the health board, getting food. decide to go to the bathroom... someone shit on the ceiling(like they actually shat on the ceiling without placing it their by hand. how the actual fick?), the floor, the toilet, behind the toilet, on the TP dispenser, the walls, the handicap railing, everything and left their soiled underwear and shit fingerprints behind....[url=http://orig12.deviantart.net/d1a4/f/2014/341/6/2/1538625_669578626472832_4411347741749561219_n_by_thecrazydane-d890ljo.jpg]mfw walking into that hellroom.[/url],
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One time, the bathroom wall read "I love -blam!-" at TD Garden. That was some strange shit.
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It's always weird when you're at the urinal and there's that one guy that will go to the one right next to you even though there's others open.
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I was at the gym and some dude was chilling in the bathroom 117% naked. That dick must've been hanging out for at least 10 minutes.
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2 RespuestasWas taking a piss at a truck stop in Illinois, there was 3 people at the urinals, but there was like 10 of them so I took the furthest one. One old ass dude walks in the door and takes the urinal beside me. It's awkward but I'm already taking a leak so I kinda just ignore him. Until I see his head turn from the corner of my eye... He was just looking at my Dick, no words are exchanged, he doesn't make eye contact, he was locked on to my dong. I don't want to make a scene, so I just zip up and leave.
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1 RespuestaI was in sixth grade and this guy was peeing into a vent and the smell spread all around the school so it had to be evacuated and the boys couldn't use the bathroom for the rest of the year (the school year just started also) and then the same guy emptied the toilet paper dispenser and shoved his own shit into it
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1 RespuestaWal-mart: some one shitting in a urinal Walked in on someone getting blown during high school If I remember, someone smeared shit all over one of the bathrooms when I was in high school Someone jacking it in the stall in my dorm bathroom as a college freshman Related note: What's the weirdest or funniest thing you've seen written on a bathroom stall?
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I walked in to the bathroom at my school and there where to guys jacking each other off in a stall how do i kniw: the door was wide open
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9 RespuestasWalked into a McDonalds bathroom and found a toilet covered in cocaine.
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4 RespuestasI had to get something (don't remember) at Walmart and I'm walking down the aisles when nature calls. So I quickly run to the nearest bathroom. As I'm taking a whiz this obese dude runs into the bathroom saying "oh god oh god oh god!" As he seats himself on the toilet. He lets out a relieving "OHHHHHHHHHH Goooodddddd!" As Hiroshima get bombed again. I washed my hands as WWII ended and the cleanup began. I got what I needed and got out.
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One time I walked into a public restroom and it was spotless. Like super clean. I'm pretty sure a murder occurred in there and they legally had to douse the whole thing in bleach.
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1 RespuestaThere's always that one guy. You're by yourself using the urinal, and they just come and use the one right next to you...
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10 RespuestasI went to the bathroom and some old guy was at the urinal but he had is pants all the way down and you could see his gross looking butt.
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2 RespuestasI have one unfortunately. :/ When I was about 16 I used a toilet in a park, it was a room with a toilet and sink, larger than it needed to be, the lock was on the main door, no cubical. I went in, hung up my coat and backpack, wiped down the toilet seat with tissue, just as I turn around to drop my keks, some middle aged Somalian bloke opens the door! He looks right at me stood there and walks in and shuts the door! No words are spoken, as we stand there for about 30 seconds, he looks creepy, I'm actually speechless I'm trying to say what the actual -blam!- do you think you are doing! All I do is stare on a confused daze. He turns around and leaves. I shake my head and leave too. Truly surreal.
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The middle of nowhere, Romania: public toilet was a hole, with flies, in a shed. America: first dump off the plane. Wtf are these huge cracks in the door? Why are the doors so small? Can't they afford a whole door, or do they all just really want to watch me poop? This one still bugs me.
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So I walk into my schools bathroom one day and as soon as I opened the door a putrid smell hit my nose, second thing I notice is the floor is oddly shiny and tinted [i]yellow[/i], i very promptly went to the opposite side of the school to use the other washroom.
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A dude was using a urinal as I exited a stall, he whips around with [u]it[/u] dangling about and proeeded to wash his hands right beside me, [i]very very[/i] close to me. Just showing it off to everyone, he only zipped up after he talked to some dude and washed his hands.
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All of them.
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3 RespuestasI was in a public bathroom, alone, when I noticed a small spider desperately trying to crawl out of a urinal. Deciding that death by p*ss is something no one deserves, I got a piece of toilet paper, let it climb on, then let it off on the ground. Then someone entered the bathroom, just as I was throwing the toilet paper away. I washed my hands and left.
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These two drunk guys got into a fist fight at a Foo Fighters concerts. That was interesting especially since I was on crutches and in a full leg cast
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1 RespuestaOne time I was taking a poop and a guy sat in the stall next to me and he farted so loud it sounded like his butt blew up and this was after a Chinese buffet. I couldn't stop laughing
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1 RespuestaWhen I did cross country there was a line of boys trying to use the stall to change their clothes and take a dump. There was a urinal that wasn't being used so I was gonna man up and say "if you have to pee it's open right there". When I went to use the stall it smelt awful and humid and the line was still at the door. Then I hear someone farting and a bunch of boys gaging. I wanted to leave so fast I went and left. I washed my hands when I got back to my coaches tent. It was awful.
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1 RespuestaEvery time I walk into one, there's always some guy with his underwear hanging around his ankles in front of a urinal. So I just stopped using them.
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I walked in to Best Buy maybe 9 yr old and there is this guy in the stale and he throws toilet paper over the door and on to my head Turns out he was mentally disabled and he brought merchandise in there
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1 RespuestaIt was really clean and really nice. I couldn't believe it.