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Editado por Nixtress:
3/2/2016 10:38:38 AM
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Stupid Assumptions which got you in trouble.
Have you ever made an assumption which left you in a horrible/foolish situation?
Soo, I once moved into a house and it was time to get my legs all smooth. Soo I put hair removal cream on them and went to turn the shower on... only to find the shower wasn't even plumbed in at all. By the time I managed to get the cream off my legs they were a lovely shade of purple.
What did I learn from this? Always check the water supply before putting hair removal cream on.
^^
As of the 2nd of March we can add on trusting the hair dye which cost £1 an was labelled "slightly" lighter.
English
#Offtopic
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Assuming she was pregnant She was just full of big dinners.
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At subway, I called olives anchovies. The person making the subs said, "We don't have anchovies. Do you mean olives?" And I was like. "Oh, nevermind." I was like 9. FML
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1 RespuestaI was on the roof of my high school on a Saturday night, people approached with flashlights, had to quickly get down and run away and I tore my fingernail off
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7 RespuestasWtf is that picture supposed to be of?
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2 RespuestasOne time when I was 9 I assumed ny parents where asleep and I was hungry so I went to their room to wake my mum to cook me something. [spoiler]they were not asleep and I was scarred for life. [/spoiler]
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5 RespuestasDogs lived forever
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I assumed women had penises. Things have not been going well since
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1 RespuestaThat it was a good idea to play with a metal marshmallow roasting stick... the hot end got me right in the forehead. (I was in grade 3, and there was a mark on my forehead for like 3 years)
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8 RespuestasThat my peers wouldn't find my bird-driver "sick" and "evil." Ask for pm and I will deliver
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3 RespuestasI used nair on my man junk once. There wasn't enough water in the ocean to stop that pain. There was blood, so that happened. Had a sack like a polished set of marbles though.....
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1 RespuestaI was chucking whatever wasnt nailed down in the fire until I chucked canned baked beans on it. They hurt. Alot.
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1 RespuestaWell. Barbeque was going on, while they were cooking with hot charcoal one popped out and landed on our wodden deck, now my 10 year old mindset was: Fire + wood = bad. And mind you the charcoal was white and i asumed it wasnt hot, well i was very wrong and it burned my hand and through part of my sweater. Blisters on my hand for a month.
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16 RespuestasI had a student named Chester. Chester had a bit of an odd sense of style (haircut like Moe from [i]The Three Stooges[/i], frilly shirts, pajama pants that wouldn't look out of place on one of Santa's elves) but I just figured, "[i]Who am I to judge? The kid's eight or nine years old. I probably had a weird fashion sense at that age too.[/i]" The last day of class we get a call from Chester's mom. Apparently Chester had been upset because... [spoiler]... I kept calling Chester "he". Chester was a girl and I'd never realized it.[/spoiler]
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I assumed most people were reasonable and had some scrap of logic, but then I ran into a Tumblr feminist. AKA, "a professional victim."
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Some one assumed I was voting for Donald trump because of something I said on Facebook. It makes me wonder if that's a new insult.
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Assumed that my hands were dry enough to touch the sodium...
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Assuming buttermilk would still taste like regular milk ( I was like 10 ok!)
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Assumed that the pot had cooled.
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1 RespuestaI assumed putting a metal fork in a microwave was harmless, boy was I wrong
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6 RespuestasThat IUDs are effective.
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That she was 18... [spoiler]Inb4ban[/spoiler]
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I assumed I would never come back here. I managed 8 months but at the cost of boredom. Boredom and social interaction both terrible punishment.
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When she said she liked me as well, I thought she meant it
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5 RespuestasWhen i was in grade four, my parents asked me what i did when i was over at my friend's house. I promptly responded "i dunno, we were just [b]jerking off[/b]". For some reason i thought 'jerking off' meant horsing around or something. You can imagine the look on my parent's faces Lmao
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>waiting in drive through to order for little siblings at McD's >two guys walks up >"Excuse me sir, could I trouble you for a couple dollars? we really just wanna eat." >me not wanting to look like a horrible person infront of younger siblings, hands them $5 bill >as they walk away, I assume they're gonna waste it on drugs/alcohol/etc >at window paying >sees them inside ordering food Now I don't know what to do when someone who looks homeless asks me for a dollar
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1 RespuestaHitler started WW2 turns out it was the Jews. "The more you know"
