Got matched against 43rd and 50th over all players in the world first match today. Won the first round did my hotline bling on their corpses and then got steamrolled.

I was like running with this lump of poo, yea we were jogging down the road and then this roll of mack truck proportions charmin came out of no where and wiped poo off the map. I was gonna call him a lagging fuk and report his ass to highway safety. but he was already being harassed by a bear scratching its ass with a porcupine.

There's a stupid little thing that happens with cards. They match on the wins/losses. So what happened was this, a guy on the opposing team(the host of that team) had a new card. It matched up with another new card, yours. The host of a team can constantly get a new card at the reef and will always be matched against a team with a fresh card. Long story short, he abused a broken system and made it where the easiest match was always assured and to help out the "ultimate victory" guy. So instead of them having to fight sweaty serious teams, they fought people who probably just wanted bounties done.

I've seen that happen, my first match on the card and we faced a really good team that was super aggressive, we lost and it showed they attained ultimate victory, I know for a fact everyone on my team had a fresh card. It kind of sucks but I look at it as maybe someday I'll be on my 9th match and go up against some people doin bounties on their first match or something.

Either someone in your team had 9 wins or there was no one else matchmaking