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Editado por Mr. Grips:
2/17/2016 5:30:50 AM
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Any tips, Flood?
So in a week I'm asking a girl out for the first time. I have a good number of ideas already but I wanted to see what terrible advice you people have to offer!
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1 RespuestaTouch puspus
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3 RespuestasI'll give you a tip [spoiler]just the tip[/spoiler]
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1 Respuesta
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1 RespuestaEat The All-New Double Jack
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1 RespuestaWe're not the flood We're tumbl-topic
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1 Respuesta*Grabs mic* -blam!- her right in the pussy!
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3 RespuestasBe yourself. If you feel like you're going to shit yourself cause you're so nervous, don't do it. Girls don't like when guys shit themselves when they ask them out
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1 RespuestaTry opening your mouth.
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2 RespuestasInvite her to something you were already going to do anyway. You're not asking her out, you're giving her the opportunity to join you in an activity you are going to do with or without her. If she says no make sure you still go do that thing, and have fun. Her loss. If she says yes, she gets to see you at your happiest. Doing something you enjoy, and are confident in.
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4 RespuestasTake off your pants and shirt in front of her and have " will you go out with me?" painted on your chest
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7 RespuestasCALL IT THE FLOOD ONE MORE TIME. I DARE YOU MOTHER-blam!-ER.
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1 RespuestaI've seen so many of these post and gave the same result but it works, be completely honest. Tell her how you feel and what you can succeed as a bf. Just be honest don't bullshit come out clean and if she rejects you -blam!- it I bet you can go outside and notice another really cute girl
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9 RespuestasSay "show me some tata's" if she says yes it's cool
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1 RespuestaToast/envelope
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1 RespuestaI recommend sports games
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4 Respuestasapproach her while naked and give her a toaster, works every time
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1 RespuestaGive her more than just your tip ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 RespuestaThe worst thing that can happen is she says no. Be yourself, if she's not into that then she's not relationship-worthy. You got this!
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1 RespuestaJust got up to her, naked, and say, "ey bby, want sum fuk?"
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2 RespuestasYour first date... is... okay... guess everyone has to start somewhere. Mention the anime you watch, she'll go nuts over it.
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1 RespuestaPlease never listen too the flood. [spoiler]paradox.[/spoiler]
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3 RespuestasTake her to a ballroom dancing course
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5 RespuestasMake eye contact, be confident, don't sound desperate, and be honest.
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1 RespuestaBut... Shouldn't I give [i]her[/i] the tip?
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2 RespuestasDon't do dumb shit.
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1 RespuestaActually this is a good idea to start a conversation. Hey, when I was thinking about how to ask you out, I thought I would just show you how stupid these people are in the Destiny off topic forums. [spoiler]that sounded much nicer in my head[/spoiler]
