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1/14/2016 4:26:23 AM
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A destiny restaurant would be terrible.
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4 Respuestas[i]"Mmmm, this steak smells delici...."[/i] * Thrown out on the street while being called "Baboon" *
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Editado por Johnny_Robinson_: 1/15/2016 10:52:25 PMDestiny Restaurant manager be like : "Everybody really loved that Fatebringer lunch special we had last year, so I guess we should stop selling it this year." "That new Sunbreaker sauce is the tits! Water it down immediately!"
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10 Respuestassee everything in that buffet over there...... its all edible food..............
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4 Respuestas-Sells you a cheeseburger: [i]No meat or fixings, only buns and cheese.[/i] -Our bad. Order again, and it'll be better: [i]now there's a speck of ketchup.[/i] I thought this would be "better." -It will be, order again. [i]Lettuce added[/i] It's a start, but you're still missing the key ingredient of a cheese[b]burger[/b]. -Oh, right. We're listening and got the hint of what's needed to make it a true "burger." ;) [i]mustard added[/i] [b]Meat![/b] Where is the meat?! That's the difference between a burger and a hippie sandwich. -Oooohhh, meat. Okay then, here's what we'll do: we're going to make a new cheeseburger, and we promise this one will have the meat everyone has been waiting for...
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Nice one
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Editado por UncertainAxis: 1/16/2016 6:12:43 PMOr because all the customers are insatiable ball bags. I imagine it being like the movie "Waiting"
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Editado por YsOdRaMaTiC: 1/16/2016 6:08:44 PMThe door wouldn't open...
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A destiny restaurant would be like workers cooking macaroni in the microwave and serving it to customers. They would bitch and complain about the food but will keep eating it regardless because they're loyal. While others would find a restaurant with better quality food.
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AYYOOOO lol
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Expected punchline in a spoiler box. [spoiler]Was disappointed :([/spoiler]
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Youuuuu. c;
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The main problem is that everyone would complain that everyone else's dish looks and tastes better. Eventually the chef would make every dinner out of chicken in different shapes and it would all taste the same. People would sit there eating the watered down dishes they created and complain that the restaurant had such promise, they would continue to eat there breakfast, lunch, and dinner though. When it came time to pay the bill they would say that they did not enjoy the meal, even though they had eaten every morsel. Then pre-order their meal for the next service.
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The finest extra vergin salt of all the land, freshly gathered from the tear ducts of hunters and brought straight to your plate. Included in the price is a side of chips and your choice of sauce.....wow all this for $40.. What a deal!!! Disclaimer All chips are for show only and is only available with a small donation of silver, sauces choice available are vinegar which is only available with the purchase of a sauce collect book for just a little more silver.
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Everyone in the restaurant will just want what everyone else has then when they finally get it they'll complain there's not enough variety in choices for loyal customers of the restaurant even though everyone is eating the same thing and ignoring 90% of the menu.
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The food would be to salty
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People would go there to eat, complain the whole time, not tip well, then return for breakfast and expect things to be different.
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Oh snap!
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It would be dead like the game.
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2 RespuestasEditado por CaptMark: 1/15/2016 7:55:20 AMXur would be the chef Chef Ramsay " This chicken is Raw!!" Xur "My will is not my own!!"
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You gotta pay extra to get the prime menus
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Private servers would be nice too. Did anyone see how painstakingly long it took at times for the matchups in tourney from last weekend?
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Funny how people think dedicated servers would fix everything
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And too much salt!
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Destaraunt.
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I just feel for the titan, because they have no counter[spoiler]pre nerf joke[/spoiler]
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Editado por A Neurotic Bear: 1/14/2016 5:01:14 PMThis is from a post I read a very long time ago so I will attempt to recreate it and I give 69% of the credit to whoever came up with it first. Long but funny read incoming: *Player 1 (P1) walks into restaurant. Gets sat down at a table. Waiter (W) comes to take order. W: "How may I take your order sir?" P1: "I'll have a burger with fries and a coke, thanks." W: "Thank you sir. The meal should take around 10 minutes." *Ten minutes later W: "Here's your meal sir." *Meal only contains drink and lettuce and drink is only half the cup P1: "Wait, where's my burger and fries?" W: "This is the meal. If you want the meat, buns, and drink, you need to pay another $10" P1: "What is this nonsense? I payed for what was advertised, therefore I demand the full meal for the price I payed." W: "I'll go tell the kitchen now." *Hour passes and nothing happens then man eventually gets fed up and pays the extra money *10 minutes later W: "Here is your order." P1: "This is a raw beef Pattie and some bread mixture. What is this crap? And where's my drink? W: "If you want us to cook the burger for you, that will be another $10 and the drink will cost $20 on top of that. But the kitchen asked me to send you this pack of ketchup as a thank you for being a loyal customer." P1: "What is this shit? I'm leaving". *P1 leaves restaurant Bungie and goes to cafe CD Projekt Red (CDPR) P1: "Hi, can I have a small sandwich for $2 please?" CDPR: "Sure! And as a thanks from our staff, here's a free bagel, coffee and cupcake to go with that as well." The small ketchup thing is meant to represent SRL for those who might be confused.
