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Editado por grecko506:
11/18/2015 4:12:47 PM
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Destiny is like having a hot girlfriend...
It's cool for a little while until you realize she is boring af. You realize she's a dud in bed, has no depth and is shallow. Then you eventually dump her. After awhile you begin to miss her, decide to get back with her and realize she's still the same :(
Bungie please stop being that girl.
Edit: since this post, for some reason, is getting more attention than I expected, I'll provide more context.
This is MY experience with hot women. If you feel this is sexist then go hide in your "safe space" while those of who's balls have dropped slay your gfs while you wave your social justice signs. Moreover, if this analogy made you laugh--awesome.
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#Destiny
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8 RespuestasDestiny is like your mother. You might not like her but others enjoy her like crazy
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Op thinks hes clever like hes got better than a 2/10 girl. Op never got a dime so doesnt know
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This isn't even an analogy.
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Just tried some iron banner whilst waiting for my FREE HALO 5 DLC, it's sucks ass, game is so slow, so boring, no rewards or progression and the connections and servers are still appalling!
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It's not 'the hot girls' fault. Us males are generally so shallow that 'the hot girl' had never needed to develop any kind of personality at all. Being hot was always enough on its' own to guarantee all the attention she could ever want. It's not her fault some people are trying to move the goalposts.
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1 Respuesta90% of people here have no experience with girls.
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You're doing it wrong. Don't put it on a pedistal. It's all about expectations. It's neither your gf or Bungie's fault. It's all you brah
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Has no depth and is shallow. OP is smart and intelligent
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Hahahaha
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I like the hot girls
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Lol "safe space"
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Thanks for the laugh
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Moaning=rng helm
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10 RespuestasEditado por ZeroCool: 11/18/2015 7:27:02 PMFat chicks need lovin' too! 🐖🍦🐷🍗🐽🍟
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7 RespuestasDestiny is like a video game. You play it for fun. If you don't have fun with it, play a different game. You don't have an obligation to play a game you don't enjoy. (The same goes for relationships, minus the whole "just for fun" part. A relationship is supposed to be a meaningful connection between people)
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You brought destiny to bed?
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1 RespuestaA hot girl friend that loves sex. Until the crazy gets out...then you realize your in too deep and have to leave the country because you were tired of waking up with her watching you sleep.
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5 Respuestas[quote]has no depth and is shallow.[/quote] Maybe you shouldn't be dating a 5 year old then? [spoiler]anybody get what I mean?[/spoiler]
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7 RespuestasVoG is like my girlfriend. I beat it constantly, and go in it sometimes with 6 people.
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2 RespuestasMore like your firstborn child that never fails to disappoint you...
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4 RespuestasStar Wars Battlefront is like having a super model girlfriend who gets all the nerdy references you make. Just saying.
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1 RespuestaEditado por angrylittlepigs: 11/19/2015 3:24:37 AMYou see, destiny is like my mom. I love her and all, but she PIGS GO DO YOUR LAUNDRY mom for -blam- sake I'm busy!! 3 HOURS A DAY YOU KNOW THE DEAL PIGS! Mom seriously who has time for that!? I MAKE THE RULES GO DO YOUR LAUNDRY ......343's mom is so much cooler than you GO LIVE WITH 343 THEN PIGS JUST GO fine mom I will! Yeah, and maybe I'll get hammered on nuka cola while I'm at it! DO WHATEVER YOU WANT PIGS YOU'LL BE BACK I haven't gone back.
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3 RespuestasWhen I was 18 and my nephew was 12 and living at my house for a short time... I was dating the hottest chick in school. I broke up with her because high school was over and it was time and he was like, "Uncle Wayne, why would you ever dump her. She's soooo freaking hot!" I smiled and said, "When the sound of someone's voice makes the hair on the back on your neck stand up, it's time and it doesn't matter if she's the best looking girl on the planet or she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. It's time."
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It's like my ex gf in a bikini it disgusts me, so I moved on to the next best thing
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1 RespuestaTaniks has no spouse. He kneels to no kell. He is a loner
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Wow lol just wow.
