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Editado por Green Twister:
11/13/2015 3:51:16 AM
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The Covenant is on your doorstep
a bunch of elites is ready to fire at you what do you do?
listen to this song above to get some intressting ideas.
I would call a flying porche and it will run them over.
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#Offtopic
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2 RespuestasAs soon as the door opens.......... LET EM HAVE IT!
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I will torture them with the nickelback music in halo 2, Justin bieber, and #density youtubers' videos
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1 RespuestaI'd convince them I was an Elite in disguise by saying the following: [spoiler]Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort[/spoiler]
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Tell them I think they got the wrong address and shut the door in their faces.
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A friend and I were getting our asses handed to us in an ODST Firefight. As a Wraith shot came right at me, I said, "There is no God." My friend said, "No, there is. He's just a Covenant God."
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1 Respuesta"Your prophets are fake!" >introduces them to halo on the couch [spoiler]elite with mic "blarg your dad was a colo and your mom was a hole in the wall[/spoiler]
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1 Respuesta*sits in a polished black leather chair* "Ah the exterminators arrived! Yeah Ive got a pretty terrible infestation of desticles running around."
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Elite sexy time. I'm sure I could make something work with their octopus like mouths.
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Wort wort wort
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4 RespuestasMasturbate while making eye contact to ensure my dominance
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5 Respuestas>find a way to hack into forge mode >spawn grid >rotate grid >??? >profit
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*Opens door* *Sees Sangheili warriors* Me: Take me to your females please.
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2 Respuestas*closes door* *grabs experimental MIRV from closet* *goes up to the roof* Hail to the king, baby.
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One says* don't you move a finger! I respond* how about this one? *raises middle finger*
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Hey!! Who left these Legos on my door step!! Wait. They are mega blocks.
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2 RespuestasActivate the mines yeeeesssss?
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Friend - Who is it? Me - Jehovas... Friend - Oh. *Shuts the door*
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1 RespuestaEditado por Dyldo-_-Baggins: 11/12/2015 10:14:36 PMJump back to reality and buy a life
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3 RespuestasI don't care. I would command them to kill themselves
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Freeze them with my Lin Kuei powers (:
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[quote][quote]Im not one to believe in this stuff but -blam!- it. [quote] Because you opened this. you will get kissed on Friday by the person you love or like. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Do not break this chain. You have 2 minutes this is not a fake...apparently. Forward this to 15 people in the next 15 minutes and you WILL have the best day of your life tomorrow. You're number one crush will either KISS, ask you out, or call you. If you break this chain, the little girl named Kaitlyn who died 2 years ago on a car crash will be in your room TONIGHT! Good luck <<3, and your time starts, right know No Cheatin[/quote][/quote][/quote]
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3 RespuestasFirst I -get into a religious debate with them -throw a folder of hentai at them -microwave their flesh -tell them their political views are wrong Then they commit suicide.
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>find gun >pull back and release hammer >"Wort, wort, wort mother-blam!-ers" >bang bang bang >make sangheiliskin clothing and become street vendor >profit
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U wort m8
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>wait for one of them to shoot >no one shoots >screams "JUST DO IT" >Elites have s mental breakdown and die >gets a cup of hot cholate [spoiler]>teabag da elites [/spoiler]
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5 Respuestas>Go into forge mode. >Spawn grid above them. >Hold trigger. >Flick thumb sticks forward. >Watch news report about aliens being found 3 states away. >??? >Profit.
