Now. As a Playstation gamer. I've always looked at halo with curiosity. "It's just a damn shooter. How good could a shooter be?". I saw previews for Halo 5 and I thought "Hey, maybe this one will convince me to try it". Guess what? WRONG. I've looked at what the fans have said and have seen AngryJoe's review for it. Yes, I trust AngryJoe more than IGN and Metacritic. He's a player AND a reviewer and doesn't get paid to make good reviews for certain games unlike *cough cough* IGN *cough.
Let's look at the fails in the game:
-Amateurish campaign length (4 hours and 30 mins roughly)
-It's very easy with 3 other Spartans at your side
-the Spartans you play with are forgettable characters
-AngryJoe even said the graphics look beautiful but I always felt that Halo had shit graphics. Killzone looks better and was released in 2013
-You hardly ever play as Chief
-There are dumb missions that include just talking to NPC's
-The main character is Locke. Basically the whole story is Locke and his merry men who rob from the fans and give to Microsoft and 343.
-Halo 5 was advertised as a VS with Chief and Locke but that doesn't even happen!
-Terrible cliffhanger that doesn't earn it (don't know what happened but most of the time when people say that I find it to be true)
-Companion Spartan AI is dumb as shit
-You fight that warden boss guy like 7 times. SEVEN!!!!! I thought Destiny recycled bosses too much. We fought the gatelord and then 3 carbon copies of it. This Warden guy takes it to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL. 7 times!!! wtf??? Whoever did that should be fired and never be allowed to make games again
-and of course, the dreaded and most hated MICROTRANSACTIONS!
-not to mention I've also heard people complain about how bad the spawn camping is
The strange thing with the microtransactions though, is that halo fanboys are DEFENDING IT. DEFENDING IT!!!!!! Wtf kind of drugs are these children on?! We don't want MORE microtransactions in games than there already are! According to AngryJoe, my only source in this, he went to the halo forums and ANYONE who says they disagree with the microtransactions are bullied, attacked, crushed, shut out, and hidden away because they so much as say ANYTHING bad about halo. Is this what the Xbox fanbase is supposed to be consisted of? If it is then I'll stick to my Playstation Nation.
So dear 343. You baited me on this Halo and I came SO close to getting hooked. But you lost it
EDIT: Lol so many butthurt posts I can't keep track of them all!
EDIT: Also forgot to mention that you guys are literally praising a sequel that TOOK AWAY shit from the previous games, nerfed the campaign and added microtransactions. That's Microsoft for ya. I hope you all know that Microsoft bought Halo specifically to gold mine the money from all you drones. The worst part is that it worked better than imagined
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Alright, tell me exactly what it is about Halo 5 that YOU don't like. When YOU were playing the game, what made you feel this way??
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The thing with AngryJoe is he shouts and curses at every game because that's like his trademark. He highlights one particular fault of a game and proceeds to rant and rave at like a madman. I would take his reviews which with a pinch of salt and read/watch other reviews before you make any kind of assumptions about a particular game.
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Troll/10
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8 RespuestasYou fight the same boss multiple times and this is bad? You've clearly never played MGS on the PS1.
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Ah yes angry Joe. Providing haters with confirmation for their hate since the Internet became infested with them
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I enjoyed it. Story isn't the best Halo ever. Campaign (gameplay) isn't the best Halo ever. Multiplayer isn't the best Halo ever (so far, Big Team Battle introduction may change this). That said this is Halo and previous Halo games set the bar incredibly high on all 3 of the above so although it isn't best in class in either of the above the bar is pretty damn high. All that said I really enjoyed all of the above. Playing through the campaign with my mates as we have with all the previous Halo games was total joy. I think Warzone is excellent and caters to my personal pvp taste more than any other games' pvp offering. I would like to see some kind of swarm mode where you survive co-op against waves of enemies. I forget what it's called on Halo (firefight?). So in summary not at all disappointed with this instalment. Not the best ever Halo but definitely part of the family.
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5 RespuestasOnce again only players that play this game solely for the pve do not understand halo at all. It's staple in the franchise has always been the multiplayer. Only little nerds that suck ass at shooters say that halo is all about the campaign. Seeing as destiny has a lotta little Warcraft kiddies I always get bashed for sayin this but it's true. HALO IS ALL ABOUT THE MULTIPLAYER NO ONE GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THE CAMPAIGN. And the multiplayer is damn good. Really smooth and competitive not a place for you little desticles at all. Stick to your raids and AI opponents.
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Got up to "as a PlayStation gamer"
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3 RespuestasYou gaystation you don't get to talk smack on other consoles games. But I hate halo 5 to.
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now what you should do is play the game AND THINK OF SHIT FOR YOURSELF
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1 RespuestaAll I read was "as a PlayStation gamer" and I stopped reading
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You are just regurgitating what Angry Joe said without even trying it. I agree with some things he said and disagree with others, but this post was unnecessary considering you're only quoting AJ.
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I'm a PlayStation head and I heard halo 5 has amazing multiplayer. People say they are already getting their moneys worth from that alone. Wish I could play it :/
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2 RespuestasLast edit reminds me of another game... +1 internets for whoever guesses it.
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Op said Joe dirt said it was bad so it must be bad. Classic lol
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>As a Playstation gamer Lmao
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He's right. Coming from a person who both has PS4 and Xbox One and Halo 5
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I think the story failed. The multiplayer isn't bad.
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Definitely upset you aren't playing.
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6 Respuestas[quote]Im a PlayStation player[/quote] [quote]A PlayStation[/quote] [quote]PlayStation[/quote] LOLOLOL OMFG YOU HAVENT EVEN PLAYED THE MOTHER -blam!-ING GAME AND ARE DISSING IT! LOLOLOL! Go back to No -blam!-'s Sky forums, Ass [spoiler]Muted[/spoiler]
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Ever hear, "Don't judge a book by it's cover?" Applies to video games, and pretty much everything else, as well. Reviews can give you an idea, but you really don't know until you give it a try.
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So...your mother failed. To raise you as a self-thinking, coherent, individual person.
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1 RespuestaI got cancer from this post. AMA
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You obviously know nothing about the lore and the reason behind all these things.
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As a Halo veteran who has played each and every single one since Halo: CE, I have to say that the game is pretty bad. But hey, that's just my opinion. It just doesn't feel like Halo anymore.
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Editado por jalal00: 11/6/2015 6:36:48 PMYou're going off of another person's opinion on a game? I get it though there have been a lot of negative reviews about this game but I will say this is some of the best multi-player that I have played in years. The REQ packs you can get just by earning points but yet people choose to buy them probably to try and get the armor they want. I spend a lot of money on dumb stuff so I can't judge people on what they buy in video games. I don't see the point in paying for them because the way I see it is halo 6 isn't gonna be for probably 2 years so that's a lot of time to get the armors. Btw the campaign takes longer than the time you said if you play it on legendary and the warden is protecting Cortana and has millions bodies he can use. That's why you fight him so much and he really is a fun challenge on legendary. It took me and 2 of my friends about 13 hours to beat it on legendary