Hi Its me broken steel 3 your forum heavyweight champion! I have been called many things in life like a scholar and a gentleman but one thing you won't call me is a halo fan anymore.I for some reason just watched the first level of halo 5 and I have to say that I just wasted 15 minutes of my life.This game that microsoft is releasing is not a halo game and if you call yourself a halo fan and you like this crap you should be embarrassed. First thing I noticed was the horrible voice acting. Locke's voice is like nails scratching on a chalk board! Second is the elite designs they look like insects even the vehicle's the wrath looks like garbage now! Third has to do with forerunner character model's every design 343 has made sucks . If Bungie was still making halo the Forerunners would look better just look at the vex or any of the characters bungie has made with destiny they all look better than any of 343's designs. Forth I can't stand what 343 did with the Forerunner architecture playing the original trilogy the Forerunner architecture was mysterious looking and now they look too colorful and are a rip off of mass affects designs . Then thier is the story at end of the level locke just stabs Jul' Mdama! what a waste like what the hell was spartan opps for if all I took was a stupid knife to kill him! At least let the player kill him not the stupid cinematics it should have been an epic fight . Overall its what I expected I'm not missing anything by not purchasing halo 5. The story is crap and the over acting sucks.I mean come on the stupid clicking sounds when you head shot an enemy is annoying and lets not forget ads .This game is going to flop people will quickly get tired of playing it .Also Frank O'Connor can tease all he wants about waking up in the middle of the night just to play halo 5's campaign. But you can only put so much lipstick on a pig before people start laughing at it!
Heres a fun fact when Frank O'Connor makes coffee he would put a umbrella in it before he would served it to his customers all while wearing a red dress! (Impressive )
This post is brought to you by broken steel 3 the Bungie forum heavyweight champion and author of the poem Tears of the Fanboy.
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>broken record 3
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1 RespuestaI'd rather play the game then even start to read this suicide note.
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2 Respuestas>claims to be forum heavyweight champ >has 13 followers
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1 RespuestaLike if you didn't bother to read it
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1 Respuesta[quote] I have been called many things in life like a scholar and a gentleman [/quote] Kek
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60 fps>
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That intro was so -blam!-ing retarded.
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Judging by intro, OP is a fgt
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I wouldn't be embarrassed of being a halo fan. Halo to me is like a boat. It started out as one of the best but got old, so it kept getting upgraded. People might not like the upgrades, but it's only to try and make it better, and if people think it's bad then I'm going down with the ship no matter what.
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I am a huge halo fan, and i gotta say i love this game! People who say "it doesnt feel like halo, im gonna cry" can never be happy, of the game stayed the same everyone would be pissed and now that its changing it up, people are pissed. Never a way to please you people
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I'm a big halo fan, but of the universe in general you can still be a fan and not play the video games, that's just my opinion
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Steel plz Grammar.
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6 RespuestasHalo 5 will sell very well whether it's good or not. I haven't seen a halo get this much hype since 3 But Fallout 4 GOTY
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Learn to paragraph because your post looks like a cancerous tumor. Regardless Halo 5 is an immaculate game.
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Pic is masterchief lol 🙏🙏🙏🙏
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3 Respuestas100% embarrsemint
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Is there supposed to be something wrong with killing Jul with a knife? So I'm not supposed to be able to perform assassinations with a knife? Whilst we're at it we shouldn't be able to kill something with a bullet. -blam!-ing idiot
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Good post.
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So who else is excited for Halo 5?
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1 RespuestaYes because your opinion means it must be true. Get over yourself
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1 RespuestaYou might want to go as far as to change you profile picture into something not halo related then
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This thread is now about kittens. Spread the cuteness. http://www.critterbabies.com/wp-content/gallery/kittens/happy-kitten-kittens-5890512-1600-1200.jpg
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1 RespuestaWtf no spoiler alert. Prick
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1 RespuestaIf you hate halo 5 so much, why did you watch the first mission?
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3 RespuestasThe guy who designs the Forerunner stuff is the same designer from Bungie's Halo. Even if all the employees of Bungie were at 343 now, yall would still complain it's not Halo anymore because Bungie is not making it. It seems like a cool thing to do in this day and age.