So this other day I was running through the raid with an LFG group, and while usually i'm a tad loud and goofy, this run I had been initially quiet.
Around the time of the sisters, I had been torn between dimensions for the first run, and on the last jump, one of my teammates Vandal snipers dropped me because he had not taken care of, so we had to wipe. At that moment, in a fit of rage, I yelled into the mic "ARE YOU F**CKING MY D*CK?!?" before I realized what I had said.
We all ended up needing to take a few minutes to get the laughter out of my system.
So yeah, what have you guys said when you died in a dumb way?
Edit: Tons of hilarious and interesting replies everyone. Glad i'm not the only one to spout some ridiculous things when I'm mad. Cx
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First time facing oryx. Big ass Oryx appears. " sweet black buttery Jesus "
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It has never been words just noises like the angry burbling of boiling soup.
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Suck my camel dick
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Wth is an architect?!
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I don't consent!
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You're grandma has a bigger dick than me
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Why'd you have to shoot me why couldn't you shoot someone else
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Wait!!! Uncommon engram!!!
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I was last alive on oryx and was at last part when he goes to clap for last time. I was yelling YOUR MY BITCH!![spoiler]he made me his...[/spoiler]
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Help me Tom Cruise! It's still said among most of my teammates.
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I never saw Venice!!!
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What enemy is misadventure!?
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Zyngawolf has left the Xbox live party
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Holy -blam!- in my a**
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Holy shitake mushrooms
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I BLAME LAG
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"Infinite p*nis muffins the hell are these fishes doing?! Get back to your fish bowls!" -Me on a late night when no one was capturing zones in control mode, like 4 or 5 of the people were all in the team chat with me, we got mercy ruled within the next minute because they couldn't stop laughing... I felt like it was a good finish.
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"God damn mother -blam!-ing twat ass cock juggling thunder -blam!-!"
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Editado por Moon-Eye_Maddox: 11/1/2015 4:02:53 AMFUKING ARCHITECTURE!!! This is normally shouted on Vex levels.
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Lochness monster cock I've been shot!
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"Titty nipples" - me everytime i rocket myself
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Editado por chum: 11/1/2015 4:28:21 AMooohh myyy fúckING [b]BRONTOSAURUS[/b]
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"You stupid son of a b*tch d*ck!" It was at that moment that I realized all of the wrong choices I had made in my life.
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IT WILL TAPE YOU TO A CHAIR AND DUMP YOU INTO A RIVER FULL OF NEEDLES
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Brb need to shit
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Protect me cone!!!