I am not very good at talking to girls. I have been flirted with by many of the cute girls in my class. I don't have problems expressing myself or my opinion, but when a cute girl talks to me I lose all that will and have a hard time talking to them. I need advice.
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1 Respuestaif a girl laughs at u shoot up the school
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4 RespuestasJust tell them this: K K K Fine Sicker than your average -blam!- killer Twist -blam!-’s heads off -blam!- -blam!-ing stink -blam!- and gayers Chicken wing eating players Triple K hooligans like Moon Man Dead right if they head right -blam!-ing your mom every night Moon man’s been smooth since days of killing jews Never lose Never choose to lynch jews who do something to us Talk go through us your mom walked to us Get on a -blam!- bus; screw us, screw us Yeah, KKK, -blam!- babies i don’t give a -blam!- Stick it up the butt Dare I not see at your ripe cherry pussy Bang every porch monkey easily, busily Recently -blam!- fronting ain’t saying nothing My cock -blam!- Suck it, Triple K mafia, we’re on it Hook [2x] Moon man, Moon man, can’t you see Spics and -blam!- need to hang from trees And I just love your racist ways I guess that’s why their mom is black and you’re so great I put -blam!- underground without a sound You minorities can’t step to me All spics need to go back to Mexico Never to be stealing money from you and me Now who’s the real dookie All you -blam!- smell like shit You -blam!- can ride my dick Spear chuckers pushing up sticks Ooga booga, go back to Africa I don’t know why I hate blacks Oh yeah, it’s because they look And smell like ass Quit throwing your chicken bones on the sidewalk Spics need to learn some English talk I don’t give a -blam!- about your mama Jizzing on her face ain’t no drama It’s probably different than the -blam!- cock she’s used to Kill a -blam!- and skull-blam!- a jew Hook [2x] Moon man, Moon man, can’t you see Spics and -blam!- need to hang from trees And I just love your racist ways I guess that’s why their mom is black and you’re so great [Sunman] Everything you be saying is offensive to me As a proud African American I would have used my right to free speech Moon Man you need to stop the hate After all we are one universal race -blam!- off -blam!- I don’t give a -blam!- about people of other colors Get the -blam!- out you ain’t my brother Why don’t you go and -blam!- a hyena When it’s dark outside I can’t even see ya Hook [2x] Moon man, Moon man, can’t you see Spics and -blam!- need to hang from trees And I just love your racist ways I guess that’s why their mom is black and you’re so great This is Moon man here telling you -blam!- to take a long walk off a short pier Vote 5, -blam!-, and I’m out of here
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6 RespuestasDon't be this guy
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It's really quite easy, you just gotta remember to kill them.
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Editado por Bharat Sahota: 9/24/2015 10:34:45 AMBe confident, but not cocky. Be nice, but not a pussy...cat.
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10 Respuestas[quote]I have been flirted with by many of the cute girls in my class. [/quote] No, you haven't. Them asking you to pick up a pencil is not flirting you autist.
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Ignore them for now. Too much drama.
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Don't think of it as you are talking to a cute girl. Just be real. I'm assuming you are in HS. Think of all this as practice for college when shit gets real.
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2 RespuestasJust blow your load everywhere, works every time ;)
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4 Respuestasopen your mouth and transfer data via pushing air with your throat muscle
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Chloroform
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LIFT. GET BIG. GET CONFIDENT.
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Let me do the talking for you
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Be confident, and don't confuse it for cockiness And just relax, don't freak yourself out.
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Editado por PiggyWhiteG: 9/24/2015 10:50:14 PMTell them you have a gang of tanqueray and some bubonic chronic
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12 RespuestasIt's tough being a teacher i guess....
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1 RespuestaAbort. Dont speak to girls, they are the harbingers of sorrow and less money in your account. Rip Credit Card.
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Sometimes facial expressions say enough, but don't be too quiet
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Walk up to a girl in yoga pants. "I like those panties you're wearing today" "But I'm not wearing any" "Prove it"
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Turn gay
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6 Respuestasop is lying his ass off >says hes invited to cute girls house to play destiny (literally wtf) >can't talk to girls post a pic and we will see if you are lying or not
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1) Walk up 2) "U wan som fuk?" 3) ??? 4) seks
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Don't think of them as a cute girl. Think of them as a normal person like anyone else you'd normally talk to. That should help you.
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7 RespuestasEditado por ChrisBlackham: 9/24/2015 10:34:14 PMSo you come here? Moron. You need a brain, not advice on talking to women.
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Murder them