Here at Startech laboratories, we are pleased to announce the arrival of our latest "Anti Spin Super Hyper Advanced Translator 2.0" or A.S.S.H.A.T for short. And we decided that in honor of year two, we will try it out on this years first news post by DeeJ. The results shown below may be shocking...err well maybe not. [quote]Your first steps onto the Dreadnaught mark the end of a long journey for us – both as developers and as a community. [/quote] [b]*Translation*[/b] We had this plan was to screw you over a long time ago, but it took way longer then we thought. [quote]All year, we dreamed of what Destiny could and would be in Year Two.[/quote] [b]*Translation*[/b] All year we dreamed about that fat Christmas bonus Activison promised us, and how we were going to spend it. [quote] All summer, we thought about the day one wave of Guardians that would establish the first beachhead aboard Oryx’s fortress[/quote]. [b]*Translation*[/b] We had a huge drop off of player base over the summer, and started to get worried how it would effect our Christmas bonus checks. I [quote]n the final weeks that led to the here and now, we took just about every opportunity we could think of to tell you that our next adventure was about to begin.[/quote] [b]*Translation*[/b] We tried to think of every way, we could over hype and lie you back into the game. If you quit now out plans to soak you for $1000.00 over the next 10 years will have failed. [quote] Now, we’re listening. That’s always the best part[/quote] [b]*Translation*[/b] But only if you are on either Redit or Twitter, and telling us just how amazing we are. We love to hear that you love us. [quote] Others are about obstacles we need to clear from your path.[/quote] [b]*Translation*[/b] Even after the MASS Nerfs, Oryx was too easy? Don't worry update 2.1 is coming with more Nerfs and 10x more bullet sponges. [quote]it’s why each and every one of us at Bungie wanted to work on a game just like Destiny.[/quote] [b]*Translation*[/b] All the guys who could actually make this game fun...quit. See it's not our fault, so how much more do you want from us? [quote]We’re right there alongside you, plundering that loot-filled fortress and leveling up a new sub-class[/quote] [b]*Translation*[/b] Except for me DeeJ...it cuts into my Twitter time, and I can't seem to find a intern willing to boost my account. [quote](although we are on strict orders not to spoil any secrets, or any of your fun).[/quote] [b]*translation*[/b] Only 5% of you returned to play Taken King? WTF! We have to keep a lid on it, so you might accidentally buy this thing. Besides we don't need to spoil it for you, as people managed to find everything after only 3 hours. [quote] We know the job of serving this community is never done, so we’re doing that thing, too.[/quote] [b]*Translation*[/b] The Ban Hammer is coming for any of you popular NAY sayers. I'm talking about you Lost Sols, or Malphisto. There you have it... Another success for Startech laboratories