From a thorn users who finished bottom of the leader board with only 9 kills and a k/d of 0.67 after I destroyed him with my no land beyond.
I am by no means a great PvP player but this kid made me laugh!
Got a little update for everyone, I swear on my mother I've just been paired up with this same little kid again. The result was the same as last time only he couldn't send me hate because he got blocked the first time.
You may be happy to know that after every NLB kill I got on him it was followed by a wave and every shotgun kill was followed by my digi-balls rammed down his throat!
God I love this game :D
(Unless of course the gt was just very similar and I've just got a bit excited lol)
Edit 2: ok guys one last thing before I go to bed, after seeing all the love the nlb is getting on this thread and how you've all shared your own stories about salty little kids who can't handle defeat very well I'm now thinking about starting a major trolling campaign.
Basically what I want to do is, every single time I get a headshot with a nlb on someone using thorn I'm going to record it and send it to them!
Any thoughts?
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3 RespuestasMy response is usually along the lines of "ive got a vagina and your even more of a p*ssy than me"
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I run double shotguns on bigger maps just to get hate mail sometimes. It's fun.
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10 RespuestasMy personal favorite was an exchange between someone who was mega salty and a friend of mine. Salty: Why don't you -blam!-ing move you scrub! Friend: Why don't you and your teammates stop running single file down the same hallway when I have a machine gun? DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM NORMANDY!?
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3 RespuestasI got one today for saying I suck playing the game because I was using Thorn just to speed up getting to rank 5 on my Titan
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I would be so pissed lol
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5 RespuestasTuesday, some kid messaged me saying "you scrub mabey you should spend less time teabagging and more time helping your team". Now this kid was the worst on their team, and I had the most captures on my team. The reason I teabagged was because he tried to fist of panic and jumped off a cliff. Still got the kill.
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Yay, fellow NLB user! Show them the meaning of precision killing, Guardian!
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Would love to play with another nlb person. Wanted to go into a full fireteam with everybody rocking one. If your interested pm me
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Editado por jaywalker808: 8/28/2015 8:29:40 PMYa usually hate mail comes from the bottom of the barrel. Some dude sent hate mail calling me a camper because during heavy ammo he kept coming at me. I told em what am u supposed to do with heavy? Run around and lose it? Some people don't understand strategy. Of course I was on top by a large margin and he was dead last.
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1 RespuestaDo I really need to say more? I was using Bad Juju, he was using Thorn. I had a 2.0, he had a 0.67
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1 RespuestaEditado por Okn: 8/28/2015 7:43:01 PMHow to receive hatemail in destiny: Step one: equip blink. Step two: equip thorn and shotgun. Step three: t-bag every kill you get, litterally walk around constantly mashing crouch. Step 4: ??!! Step 5: profit.
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1 RespuestaI haven't got any hatemail yet this IB and I'm going on vacation... Just have to get it in regular Crucible when I get back.
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1 RespuestaWhy would you block him?
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11 RespuestasI wish I can get hatemail. I get death threats instead. Maybe it's just the time of day I play.
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Editado por OldManSlippery: 8/28/2015 3:22:53 PMWhy would you block people who abuse you? It's funny af. Enjoy the salt you've earned it
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1 RespuestaHuh someone let me out of the vault??? Yessss
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5 RespuestasLol at people who don't realize the host advantage is everything and actually think their skill or the other person's skill is why they win or lose. That has some small part sure. But it's all about connection in iron banner
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Dude NLB is my faveeeee
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The no land beyond is a gun for scrubs tho ._. Use the galahad noob. [spoiler] [/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasNo land beyond is kind of annoying
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4 RespuestasIt's already bad enough seeing players use thorn in place of skill, its made worse when those silly fvcks tbag. I tbag every thorn/tlw user I can get my balls onto, for principal alone. If they didnt want my nuts on their face they shouldn't have let me kill them with a legendary scout.
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Got a hate and nice mail while sniping a lot with headshot: "Aimbot hax. Learn some fcking primary" "Nice headshot you got there bro." I told him it a challenge to use LDR only.
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Haha I got a similar one last night. Guy was using the last word and camping in a corner on anomaly. He emptied a clip and failed to kill me so I rushed him, killed him and proceeded to tea-bag him. Their team ended up losing by only 150 points. He sent me message telling us to go back to playing pacman (and various expletives) lol.
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Come on now skrub. He was handicapping himself with that thorn shut and you were using the OP no land and you tea baggie him? Come on now skrub
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wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
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You ruined his day how sad lol.