What do you call a person that speaks 3 languages? A Trilingual What do you call a person that speaks 2 languages? A Bilingual And finally, what do you call a person that speaks only one language? An American SHOTS FIRED!!!! oh and it's colour, not color:) The list was inspired by mate Pezzer97 as all credit goes to him:) David Beckham Iron Maiden Gan canny The Great British Bake off Spice Girls Stephen Fry Biggest Empire in history!!! Black pudding Calvin Harris Tom Hiddleston Crumpets The reason English is spoken around the world today pubs Oasis Tesco Sansbury Asda Maltesers Chavs(They're better than rednecks) Jack The Ripper(ok I'm not proud of this but still...) WE HAVE A F#CKING QUEEN!!! The reason America exists... Biscuits McCoys Scones Bobbies Digestives Yorkshire pudding We're not all posh bastards Cheeky Nandos Fish and Chips Arctic Monkeys The Beatles Black Sabbath Led Zeppelin Bubble and Squeak Trooping of the Colour Jaffa cakes, they're too good for yanks:) AND of course....Jeremy Clarkson! Credit goes to Steve the Bandit for this list:) Toffs Stately Homes Jaguar Land Rover Bentley Rolls-Royce Fox Hunting Flat Caps Monocles logical words for American things The Metric System Class prestige ridiculous weather Queuing Moaning moaning about queuing queuing to moan about how long we were queuing for Yorkshire tea Terriers Whippets Spam (the tinned meat, not the annoying internet one) List credit goes to Talos Stormcrown Doctor Who Churchill The Plague Australia in general Also check out the link guys:) EDIT:Seems like I'm a one man army:) UNITED KINGDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EDIT: lol these posts are unreal!!! EDIT:LOL!!!! Overkill, it's sick!!!How many more yanks are out here? EDIT: lol how much more replies will I get? Been fighting yanks for 2 hours now-_- EDIT:Finally it stopped:) EDIT:Back up has arrived:D EDIT: Thanks guys for making this one of the most fun, time worthy post I've made:) Note that this is just satirical, the threats here should not be taken seriously:) Credit goes to one of my mates, Pezzer btw:) EDIT: For -blam!-'s sake lads, stop liking this post or otherwise it's gonna stay up in off topic for weeks on end and I'll get spammed 200+replies just like I did today-_-