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Editado por irishfreak:
7/27/2015 9:16:33 PM
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Your girlfriend farts on you...
What do you do?
Edit 1: she says its from not eating all day and becoming bloated...but this is the theirs night in a row where she's farted at/on me.
Edit 2: for those of you telling me to dump her, I won't. She's too damn good.
But her farts are grotesque.
Edit 3: I just farted and she's completely unphased. I think men will always lose the fart war.
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Fart war <--- thiiiiiis
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Well if it was me farting on her she would be crying. In the er with serious abdominal pains, the nurse was in the room and one slipped, thought I could pass it by, until she scurried away about to hurl...then I took a breath through my nose...think my sense of smell has been off since.
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Bury my nose deeper in her pussy and stick more fingers in her ass to try to stop it happening again
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Plug it.
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4 RespuestasSlit her throat
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Fart back
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Marry that girl!
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1 RespuestaI suck it in like a bong hit
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1 RespuestaUse a gas mask that I have on standby ~[i]TheGreatNike[/i]
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2 RespuestasIf you love each other she should do that anyways
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1 RespuestaWait till ur both in bed then let a right sick fart out and stove her head under the covers screaming EAT MY AIR BISCUITS!!
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Was it a squeaky tight fart or was it a a deep flappy loose fart? If it's the first you are good to go. If it's the second you may want to find out about her kinkier side.
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Headbutt her
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Fart back :3
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Editado por TrippySith: 7/27/2015 6:37:45 PMYea man. ..chick flatulence is just as bad as the smell of baby shit.[spoiler]from experience:the sexier the female the worse the fart.Honest2blog[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaNext time she does it,cut one of her toes off
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Plug up her fart hole with your cockadoodledoo
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I wonder when the -blam!- I got a girlfriend again
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Praise her for having the courage to fart in front of you
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Bumg her arse up with my peni#
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5 Respuestasnext time in bed fart and put her head under the covers and hold it.
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Depends on how long it lingers in the area
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I just laugh it off. The mrs has been subjected to so many cover-flap face-melters at night, I'd be a huge hypocrite to get pissed XD
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My wife does this on a regular basis. Gets drunk with me, and high with me and plays games with me too. hon är fantastisk!
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I fart back
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Fu*k her with scented condoms. That oughta clean that stinky butthole up.
